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Sometimes u have to wear your girlfriend’s panty
just to show other girls that u are taken

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We can f**k, hang out, go on dates, move in together,
introduce me to you family,
have kids but only as friends.
Not trying 2get into something serious shame🖐️

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Excellent message worth sharing with loved ones.

A bus full of passengers was traveling when suddenly the weather changed and there was a huge downpour and lightning all around.

They could see that the lightning appeared to come towards the bus, but then it would strike elsewhere.

After two or thtee horrible instances of near strikes by lightning, the driver stopped the bus, about fifty feet away from a tree and said,

“We have somebody in the bus whose death is a certainty today.”

Because of that person everybody else will also get killed today.

Now listen carefully to what I am saying ..

I want each person to come out of the bus, one person at a time and touch the tree trunk and come back into the bus.

Who so ever’s death is certain, will get caught up and get struck by the lightning and will die. Everybody else will be saved”.

They had to force the 1st person to go and touch the tree and come back.

He reluctantly got down from the bus and went and touched the tree.

His heart leaped with joy when nothing happened and he was still alive.

This continued with rest of the passengers who were all relieved when they touched the tree and nothing happened.

When the last passenger’s turn came, everybody looked at him with accusing eyes.

That passenger was very afraid and reluctant since he was the only one left.

Everybody forced him to get down and go to touch the tree.

With a 100% fear of death in his mind, the last passenger walked to the tree and touched it.

There was a loud roar of thunder as lightning came down and hit the bus!!! Yes the lightning hit the bus, and killed each and every passenger inside the bus.

It was because of the presence of this last passenger that, earlier on,the entire bus was safe and the lightning could not strike the bus.

LIFE LESSON from this..

At times, we try to take credit for our present achievements, forgetting that this could also be because of another person right next to us.

Look around you – Probably someone is there around you, in the form of Your Parents, Your Spouse, Your Children, Your Siblings, Your friends, Your Colleagues, etc, who are saving you from harm..!

Think About it..

You will surely find that Person..!!

Beautiful Lines

”Alone I can ‘Say’ but
together we can ‘talk’.

‘Alone I can ‘Enjoy’ but
together we can
‘Celebrate’.

‘Alone I can ‘Smile’ but
together we can ‘Laugh’.

That’s the BEAUTY of
Human Relations.

We are nothing without
each other

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That moment when your main chic and
side chic are both pregnant and you gotta
tell your wife…..

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keep playing your boyfriend like football ,
let another girl catch him like a goalkeeper ,
you will regret watching the highlight*

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Please don’t inbox me with the intention of dating me,
You deserve better.

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Touching Your Pockets And Not Feeling Your Phone 😨😱
Shocks More Than Electricity

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A real man continues to make efforts
to his woman long after winning her heart.
He doesn’t take her for granted
but instead takes care of her
the longer they are together.

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Yesterday i took my bicycle nd went to the liquor store nd buy a bottle of whisky and put it in the bicycle basket. As i was about to leave, i thought to myself “what if i fall off the bicycle? What will happen to my Bottle 😯😯” so i decided to drink all the whisky before i cycled home. it turned out to be a good decision because i fell seven times on the way home. Imagine what would’ve happened to the bottle.

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Forget about problems😏🙄 because it will not stop coming, put your hope✊ on the best and be happy😍. Wish you a fruitful and blessed month .
May the Lord be with you😍

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when ur ugly don’t play di hard to get..
coz ur already hard to want

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William Sexfear’s One Good Way To Reduce Alcohol Consumption

Before Marriage – Drink Whenever You Are Sad

After Marriage – Drink Whenever You Are Happy

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If you don’t like me remember it’s mind over matter;
I don’t mind and you don’t matter.

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