In África we dont need Halloween,
.
Some girls make-ups are good enough to
scare us

Your boyfriend who failed mathematics is complaining
about you having stretch marks.
Tell him that those are the only marks he will get

Most of you don’t have haters.
You just have people telling you the truth that you don’t want to hear!

BREAKING NEWS

A 72 seater bus belonging to zupco and a truck Carrying cargo from South Africa today around 11am just 20km before Bulawayo stopped and drivers greeted each other as they used to work together at Zupco buses.
Drivers don’t forget each other on the road.

Thank you for paying attention.

This is not December I ordered!
Can I see your manager please!!!

Let your Man go out there with friends and
enjoy without you calling him 100 times,
its annoying not cute!

Dating an ugly guy is a full time job .every 30 minutes
he will call you and ask *
“baby promise me you won’t leave me*

*UNIVERSITY OF MARRIAGE FINAL YEAR
MATHS EXAMS*
*Time*: *3Hrs 30MINS*
*INSTRUCTIONS:*
1 *_ATTEMPT ALL QUESTIONS_*
2 *_ALL QUESTIONS CARRY EQUAL MARKS_*
*1.* You are a married man and you have
dated somebody’s wife for *two* years, busy
spending on her like there is no tomorrow.
eventually she drops you and concentrates on
her innocent husband. Calculate the
percentage of time wasted. *(20 marks)*
*2.* You bought a phone for your friend’s wife
and she gave it to her husband. Using
trigonometric identities, derive a general
formula for this type of love. *(20 marks)*
*3. For Men* You’re dating around 15 ladies
and every lady is demanding for a Samsung
Galaxy and an iPhone 6s
*(a)* Plot a graph of detoothers against prices
of phones. *(15marks)*
*(b)* Use your graph to estimate your future
poverty *(5marks)*
*(c)* Plot the percentage shame against
volume of apologies to your family members.
*(5 Mks)*
*4.* You are whatsapping and facebooking
other people’s wives yet you don’t want to see
your wife on the social network. Calculate the
Percentage Error in your thinking capacity. *
(20 marks)*
*5.* You are a *civil servant*, your wife is a
petty trader, your combined household income
is less than N1,000,000. Your daughter who is
awaiting *WASSCE* result is using iPhone 6s
and Samsung Galaxy worth N700,000 each.
Calculate the Percentage of your Parental
Negligence. *(20 marks)*
*6. *For ladies* You’re a married woman and
you have dated 20 guys with hard labour, use
the law of diminishing Return to calculate the
substance that will be left for your husband to
enjoy. *(20 marks)*
*7.* You can’t give your wife N10,000 for a
pot of soup, but you spend over N50,000 in
bars and restaurant.
Calculate the radius of your ‘stupidity’, take
π=3.142 *(20 marks)*
8.* You have been in the church and in your
fellowship for years but your name is not in
the book of LIFE because of the secret sin.
Calculate the years you will spend in HELL? *
(30 mark)*
_*BEST OF LUCK!*
Your Time Starts Now. But remember to share
to all your friends because the question
papers are not many to go round

That moment your teacher is letting know that
he/she won’t be available tomorrow
And you be like :No why marha?
But inside your heart you are busy celebrating like nobody’s business

If you’re single, trust me WhatsApp is the most boring app for you.

If You Select seSotho On The
ATM Your Money Comes Coverd
In Blankets