“Its over between us”
These words will make u look for your shoes👟in the fridge😂😂😂

My brother if you ever meet a beautiful,
loyal & focused girl with goals and a great
smile and you feel like she’s the typa girl to
cuff, don’t waste any time,Please give her
my number

Once dated a taller girl..sweet until we
were arguing one day & she held my ps4
controller high in the air & i couldn’t
reach..we broke up

My sister u have an expensive phone but you still post ugly pics
Whats the purpose of buying an expensive phone
My sister edit those pics u can’t afford to be ugly offline and online

A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read:

“Dear wife, You must realize that you are 54 years old and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year-old teaching assistant. I’ll be home before midnight. – Your Husband”

When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows:

“Dear Husband. You too are 54 years old, and by the time you receive this, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year-old pool boy. Being the brilliant mathematician that you are, you can easily appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Don’t wait up.”

That Awkward Moment When U Slowly Put Dirty Dish Into Sink
While Ur Aunt Is Washing Dishes.😣🚶

Some breakups can make you steal your mom’s phone
and text your girlfriend.
“why are you doing this to my son”

Since I was born, I have never lived a year without Robert Mugabe being the President of Zimbabwe. 2018 is not real
Can someone tell me this is a joke

If 00h00 means 12 oclock then which means
my airtime balance of 00.00 means i have R12 airtime

A man returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him he has only 24 hours to live.

Given this prognosis, the man asks his wife for sex.

Naturally, she agrees, and they make love.

About six hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says,

“Honey, you know I now have only 18 hours to live.

Could we please do it one more time?”

Of course, the wife agrees, and they do it again.

Later, as the man gets into bed, he looks at his watch and realizes that he now has only 8 hours left.

He touches his wife shoulder, and asks,

“Honey, please…just one more time before I die.”

She says, “Of course, Dear,” and they make love for the third time.

After this session, the wife rolls over and falls asleep.

The man, however, worried about his impending death, tosses and turns, until he’s down to 4 more hours.

He taps his wife, who rouses.

“Honey, I have only 4 more hours. Do you think we could…”

At this point the wife sits up and says, “Listen, I have to get up in the morning. YOU DON’T!”