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I remember One day I was driving a taxi,So 3 drunk guys came into my taxi,So I decided to test how drunk are they,I started the engine and turned it off and looked at those guys and said:Gentlemen we have arrived
1st drunk guy paid me
The 2nd Guy thanked me

The 3rd gave me a warmklap and I was shocked,So I asked and then why did u slap me ,The 3rd drunk guy said:Next time drive slowly u nearly killed us
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 Admin my Right cheek is still sore

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No Matter How Old You Are, If A Little Kid Hands You
A Toy Phone You Answer It.

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Have you ever looked at your boyfriend and wondered how a handsome guy like him
fell in love with an idiot like you

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Be a goal digger not a gold digger. Be an independent woman.
Don’t ask for a man to buy you stuff.
Work hard and achieve your dreams.
Know your worth and be worthy

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Every problem comes with a solution,
if it does not have any solution! Its a woman

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God does not respect persons in reference to their social or economic status. The amount of riches one possesses does not put him in a better relationship with God. James argues that those who trust in riches are in great danger of losing their souls than those who are poor.
The souls of rich are in danger because they have exalted themselves in society to the point that they believe the God who created all things would have special regard for them.

If one thinks that his great possessions or position exalt him above his fellow man in relation to God, then his mind is twisted. It is twisted because he thinks that he can possibly exalt himself as a man to in some way have a closer standing with God.

In the eyes of the world, the rich person would be considered in a high position. However, in Christ he becomes equal with the poor. He is thus humbled in Christ to be considered on an equal basis with all those who are in Christ. For this reason, it is difficult for those who are rich or in high social or political positions to humble themselves at the foot of the cross.

Since the riches of the rich are temporary and limited to this world, then when the riches pass away, the rich pass away if their trust is in riches.

Blessed Sunday everyone

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You know something is wrong, when you can’t remember the last time you were truly happy…

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A teacher asked her students to use the word “beans” in a sentence.
“My father grows beans,” said one girl.
“My mother cooks beans,” said a boy.
A third student spoke up, “We are all human beans

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If you don’t get the things you love,
love the things you get.

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Judge: “Do you receive these
charges Papa?”
Major: “I receive my Lord”

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A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years. As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it, looking for money and guns, but only finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him up in a chair. While tying the girl up to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom.

While he’s in there, the husband tells his wife, “Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail, and hasn’t seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don’t resist, don’t complain, just do what he tells you, just give him satisfaction. This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he’ll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you.”, to which the wife responds, “He was not kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong, honey, I love you, too.”

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The best thing about being me, I’m a limited edition,
there are no other copies!

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When my side chick don’t wanna remove my name on her bio:
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Me: I asked you so nice dear now i’m calling my lawyer

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What Is The Great Example Of Mixed Emotions

Your Greatest Enemy Falls From 8th Floor, On Your Brand New Car

And You Don’t Know Whether To Laugh Or To Cry

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