Without God’s favour we can’t leave so let’s appreciate
Him by giving a sacrifice with all our efforts
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Teacher: what do u do after school.
1st student: I go n buy mbanje from Nyaa
2nd student: I always go buy cigarettes from Nyaa
3rd student: I pass by Nyaa’s place and buy bronco.
4th student: I stay home and do my home work.
Teacher: wow..u r a great student, I hereby nominate u as class prefect to be an example to the rest, what’s ur name again?
4th student: Nyaa
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When I was mentally ill
I thought one girlfriend was enough
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Never ever tell yourself that you are better than others.life is unpredictable.
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If you shave your eyebrows completely and
draw them with a pencil again..
Dont ask for any money from us to do your hair..
Just shave it completely and draw your weave of your dream…
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Kenny is an engineer that can’t find a job so he opens a
clinic and puts a sign outside ‘GET TREATMENT
FOR R50 – IF NOT CURED YOU GET BACK R200 A
lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn
R150 and goes to the clinic… Lawyer: “I have
lost my sense of taste”
Kenny : “Nurse, bring
medicine from box no.22 and put 3 drops in
patient’s mouth” Lawyer: “Urgh..this is paraffin”
Kenny : “Congrats, your sense of taste is
restored. Give me R50” The annoyed lawyer goes
back after a few days to recover his money…
Lawyer: “I have lost my memory. I cannot
remember anything”
Kenny : “Nurse, bring
medicine from box no.22 and put 3 drops in his
mouth” Lawyer (annoyed): “This is paraffin. You
gave this to me last time for restoring my taste”
Kenny : “Congrats. You got your memory
back. Give me R50” The fuming lawyer pays him,
and then comes back a week later determined to
get back R200.
Lawyer: “My eye sight has become
very weak”
Kenny: “Well, I don’t have any
medicine for that, so take this R200” Lawyer
(staring at the note): “But this is R50, not R200”
Kenny : “Congrats, your eyesight is restored.
Give me R50”
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The beauty of a woman is seen within her eyes because it’s the doorway to her heart where her love resides.
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If wer continue wearing mask😷 for more 7 years.
Our children will think Mouth’s is a private part😏
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*If your girl doesn’t post about you,
she’s protecting someone else’s feelings.*
Go and argue with her.
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I Cannot begin to imagine a life with out you in it.
For the memories that we have created together
could never compare to the touch that we share.
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5 year old me : when I grow up i want to be a Doctor.
14 year old me : anything is fine by me as long as I’m working.
At the age of 26 : clap your hands everyone for Dj Chicken
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Adopt a right attitude make you the negative thinking to positive thinking !!!
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May you follow your dreams and always believe in yourself.
Keep your eyes on the stars and hope in your heart.
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Tebza:No words can describe ur beauty
Lebo:Ncooooo Thank u
Tebza:But numbers can hae (2/10) shame
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A girl returns home after
15 years!
Father : where
the hell have u been all
this years?*angry* Girl: I
was working as a
PROSTITUTE in the U.S.A.
Father: wtf?? Get out of
my house u whore, I dont
want to see your face
again
Girl: *cryn*, before I
go dad. I came to give u a
$5 million cheque, n here
is a $1million for my
brother. I had build a big
house for u in the
northern surburbs wit
evrything in it includin a
ferarri n a Bugatti. Bye
dad
Father: what kinda
work u said u where doin
*smilin*
Grl: a PROSTITUTE
dad*cryn out loud*
Father: Come n give daddy
a big hug, I thought u said
u where a ” PROTESTANT
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I wish you a very special and beautiful weekend. Always Adore😍 you!
Be Blessed and Protected
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