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I almost cried in the Bus today when one
girl said “Please increase the volume of the window,
heat is happening to me”.

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Leaving University Res to Home:

1. There are no showers at home😭
2. There is no Free WIFI 😭
3. They’ll wake you up at 7am for no particular reason😭
But You will eat as much as you please… no budget😂
You leave the house and come back to a cooked meal..
Students often get mixed emotions at this time of the year

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A monkey and a baboon were seated next to each other during a service in church…….the pastor said; turn to your neighbour and say you are beautiful and adorably created in the image of God. Monkey looks at the baboon for a moment, then laughs out loudly and tells the pastor………eish; tell him yourself, I don’t want to lie in church”

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Suppose You Lost Your Pen?

Lost Your Pen – No Pen

No Pen – No Notes

No Notes – No Study

No Study – Fail

Fail – No Diploma

No Diploma – No Work

No Work – No Money

No Money – No Food

No Food – Skinny

Skinny – Ugly

Ugly – No Lover

No Lover – No Marriage

No Marriage – No Children

No Children – Alone

Alone – Depression

Depression – Sickness

Sickness – Death

Moral: So Never Lose Your Pen

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No Women Can Control Me, No Women Can Control Me”….
But Once She Says Go & Lock The Door You Fly Like A Bird

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That awkward moment when u are talking to a very handsome dude at a funeral then ur mom comes and say to u
“pour that samp in a plastic that’s dinner

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Nowadays only few girls are wife materials👰😍….!
But guys of today are trying to
turn water into wine (bitches to wives)

You are not Jesus!!!!

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Its Friday the beginning of the weekend spend this day wisely and cleverly so…that can only be done if you behave yourself…enjoy your weekend I mean its a Tagwa day don’t let it go to waste Tagwa

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Happiness is the highest level of
success Be Happy.

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It took SAB just 2 days to deliver beers to all 9 provinces , department of education is struggling to deliver masks and sanitizers for the past 3 weeks now , we have wrong people working for the gorvernment

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Some females are so afraid of killing cockroaches but they already did 5 abortions

my sister, you don’t need Jesus alone, you need all the 12 disciples including Judas)

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Dating your neighbour is nonsense, you be receiving texts like
“bbe is everything okay i saw you coming from toilet”

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Everything is seems to be hard before it’s start🙂🙂🙂🙂.
Once you got started.. it will be easier

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They tag us everyday here on
Facebook but in reality they don’t
even greet us

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Skinny girl if she holding a
“Tablet”
She will be looking like she’s carrying a
“Plasma”

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