Cute Waitress – What will you have sir?
Me- A coffee and your phone number.
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I Have A Problem Of Not Finishing Sentences
It All Started Last Week When I…
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Guys has 3types of boxers
Normal boxer
Swagging boxer
And she is coming boxer
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Can we also celebrate those young women who refuse to have a child out of wedlock,uneducated and unemployed. These girl’s sense of responsibility needs to be celebrated as well instead of being labelled “infertile”, I’m just saying “😑
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ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION!!! Ladies and gentlemen Boys and Girls Brothers and sisters Fathers and Mothers Uncles and aunties Nephews and nieces Doctors and nurses Neighbours and Colleagues Students and graduates. I really don’t have anything to say. Thanks for your attention.
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Arguing with your dark skin guy is a problem
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Him : You will never see me again
then he switches off the light 💡
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Daughter: “Sorry Dad, I Got Married Yesterday, I Forgot To Inform You”
Dad: “Its Ok My Child, But Don’t Forget To Invite Next Time“
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I smoked weed this morning , I have not yet seen any after effects,
but I fell from a 3 storey building,
i don’t remember if i died or survived.
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Showers Are Made For Tall People 👨,
Short People Should Be Using Taps
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Slenda chicks be like babe switch off the fan is blowing me away..
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Don’t prioritize your friends over your family.
Friends come and go but your family will be with you
even when you’ve fallen.
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It’s Funny How your Parents Tell You
It’s Their House🏠
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But Soon As Something Needs Cleaning
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It Magically Becomes Yours Too
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I went to West Nile last week and people sarounding me to see me just because I was the only brown man in the all region
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Making a million friends is not a miracle
the miracle is to make a friend who will stand by you
when millions are against you.
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W A R N I N G
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Please share this important warning with all your circles if you truly care.
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Drinking and driving is extremely dangerous. Last night evening, a friend of mine while drinking and driving, put his arm out of the window to indicate that he was turning right and someone grabbed his beer and ran away
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Last night I kissed my neighbour’s daughter in a dream
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This morning she looks at me like
nothing happened between us just think
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