Sometimes you have to pack your bags💼🎒 ,
go to the airport✈ , take pictures and come back home

Wife sent a message to her husband: “Don’t forget to buy vegetables on your way back from office, and Priscilla says hi to you!
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HUSBAND: Who is Priscilla? 😕
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WIFE: Nobody, I was just making sure that you read my message!☺
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~~TWIST THE TALE~~
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HUSBAND: But I’m with Priscilla right now, so which Priscilla are you talking about? 🙄
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WIFE: Where are you..? 😠😠
HUSBAND: Near the vegetable market! 😎
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WIFE: Wait I’m coming there right now! 😠
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After 10 minutes she texts her husband “Where are you”?
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HUSBAND: “I’m at office.., and Now that you’re at the market, buy whatever vegetables you need…😉

Three fastest forms of communications:

1. telephone.
2. television.
3. tell-a-woman.

If you want it even faster, tell her not to tell anyone.

A man had four sons from different mothers☺
Brodwel,Kenneth,Conrad & Dominic
Now these guys asked their father why he
gave em those names,n what do they mean😐?

The father replied:
Take the first three letters of your names and
join em together you will find the answer

Xhosa people if they don’t know full name of something they be like: ah sana they called systematic nton nton. What is nton nton people.

I’m done blocking all the beautiful women
If you see this you know what it’s means

Good morning chimhaters.Have u heard that Sundowns won n r on top of their group?Yes i am talking about Caf Champions league,not Macufe cup pls take note.This is what a big team should compete 4 and i hope my message is loud n clear.How many likes 4 Emiliano??

Have you ever looked at your boyfriend and wondered how a handsome guy like him
fell in love with an idiot like you

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:

1. Feed him
2. Sleep with him
3. Leave him in peace
4. Don’t check his phone (Msgs)
5. Don’t bother him with his movements
6. Clean the house
7. Wash his cloth

So what’s so hard about that?

HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY:

It’s really not too difficult but… To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a plumber
10. a mechanic
11. a carpenter
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

44. give her compliments regularly
45. go shopping with her
46. be honest
47. not stress her out
48. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

49. give her lots of attention
50. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
51. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

BUT MOST OF ALL IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

52. Should learn not to ask for change when u give money for shopping. Whatever u give out becomes rightly hers no matter how big the note is.
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TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY IS A SERIOUS BUSINESS OO 😄😀😃😜🌹 Send this to everyone on your list. Make a happy home. Wishing you all a HAPPY FAMILY.