The true measure of compatibility is
not the years spent together…
but how good you are for each other.
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Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo,
but what you want is someone
who will take the bus with you
when the limo breaks down.
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I wish I could go back in time and find you sooner,
that way I could love you longer.
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Ex:why you don’t answer your phone??
Me:cos I lost my memory card
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You are a mistake
I would gladly repeat.
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• Apologize when you’re wrong.😓
Be silent when you’re right.
Ask if you’re not sure.
Admit it when you make a mistake.
Forgive when you’re wronged.
You’ll have a wonderful relationship…
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No horror movie can give you the feeling you get
when you tap your pockets and don’t feel your phone”
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Am sure on Valentine’s day
i wl only get a message from Cell C reminding me to pay them the $10 airtime that I owe them.
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Wife : “what are u doing?”
–
Ronnie : “nothing”
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Wife : “nothing??, you have been looking at our marriage certificate for an hour now”
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Ronnie : “I was looking for the expiry date”
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Ronnie : “doctor, my girl has a tendency of talking in her sleep,
what i should i give her?
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Doctor : “just give her an opportunity to talk when she is awake?”
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Wife : “what are u doing?”
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Ronnie : “nothing”
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Wife : “nothing??, you have been looking at our marriage certificate for an hour now”
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Ronnie : “I was looking for the expiry date”
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Shoutout to my school teacher who said
I’m going to end up being a taxi conductor…
Tomorrow’s my 1st day
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No horror movie can give you the feeling you get
when you tap your pockets and don’t feel your phone”
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The moment you spell an English word wrong,
then everybody suddenly gets a
masters degree in English.
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Ex – 20 missed calls : 10 voice note + R55 airtime
Bae – 0 missed call + 1 please call Back
Please, who is serious here?
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No one is as confused as Zulu people
– They don’t take shit😬
– Stubborn minded😣
– Taxi drivers🚍
Bribery is their first thing in mind💸
– They are capable of threatening🔫
– Speak Only one language😟
– They eat too much pap🍚
– They are Security workers👮
– They believe to stays in Hostels 🏠
– Killers ( Hit men )🔫
– They take human waste with bucket , they like that Job✋✋
– Very stupid😒
– They mostly believe that they are the only black original black people 😂😂😂😂😂
But i can’t laugh😂😂
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