Lady and gentleman on a train.
Lady: Every time you smile,
I feel like inviting you to my place.
Gentleman: 😍 Awwww. . .. Are you single ?
Lady: No, I am a Dentist….
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True love is when you don’t need to care about
how you look anymore.
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A man try to catch the moon he hide under a big tree until the moon was just above the horizon and a inch above the sea level.he got himself up jump to catch the moon but,
to his suprise he was on a bed with a broken leg and hand
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Everything happens for a reason.
Sometimes the reason is that you are stupid and make bad decisions.
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1⃣. Eliminate the word “maybe” and you will.❤
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2⃣. ASK YOURSELF NOW -“What’s the BIG excuse I feed myself every day to shield my ego from the fact that I’m not yet where I want to be?”💛
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3⃣. If you don’t go after what you want in life, it won’t fall into your lap. You need to go out and make it happen! Don’t let your fear become more important than your future.💚
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4⃣. You’ve got to get up and make a move because the world will never see you until you do.💙
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Dear ladies …
Open the gifts not your legs. It’s Christmas not sexmas…
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Jamaican man was making love to his wife for the 1st time.He suddenly screamed ‘jah bles’ and ran out of the room & came back with a bucket of water & poured t on his wife’s private parts.*
*The frightened wife shouted ‘watagwan wat u rasta man do dat 4?’ the man answered,* *bomboclat woman dis ting too sweet me gwan dilute it, remember me diabetic sweet tings nah good fi mi rastaman……..
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Life is an art of drawing without an eraser
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Fall in love with someone who deserves your heart.
Not someone who plays with it.
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In China an earthquake hit them yet they still have electricity
Aii Mara South Africa a bird sits on the pole jiki jiki electricity is gone for 3days
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You may not be able to control every situation
and it’s outcome,
but you can control your attitude
and how you deal with it.
Good morning
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A boy got rejected & girl got selected in an interview 4 same reason. Think? They both had the first two buttons of their shirts open in front of the CEO
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Sending the warmest New Year wishes to the love of my life! Happy 2021
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Husband’s Massage:
Honey, I Got Hit By A Car Outside Of The Office. Teena Brought Me To Hospital. They have been making tests and X-rays. The blow to my head though is very strong. Will not have any serious or lasting injury. But, I have three broken ribs, a broken arm , a compound fracture in the left lef and they may have to amputate the right foot.
Wife’s Response :
Who’s Teena ?
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Hey guys,
Please be informed that somebody is trying to spread a dangerous rumour that I have stopped DRINKING alcohol.
I therefore categorically state here that at no point did I ever attempt to stop. In fact, I have never contemplated or dreamt about it.
These are lies fabricated by my enemies who want to tarnish my good reputation by preventing my family and friends like you from offering me beers during this festive period.
I beg of you all to stay calm and vigilant while I investigate this BLACKMAIL.
I will keep you all updated
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You can’t be a Nurse and be ugly at the same time 😕
I mean We can’t be afraid of needles and you !!!
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