Last night a 17 year old boy walked into a bar and ordered 6 packs of hunters. After drinking he got up to leave, but he was stopped by the waiter. Excuse me you’ve not paid the bill. The boy picked up the bottle and read: “not for sale to persons under 18” call the police.

Have you ever eat with swollen heart,
food you bought for a girl who didn’t come?

Witchcraft is When you tryin’ kill a Snake
that just enter inside your Room…😂
Then suddenly Boom the Electricity goes Shutdown.
You Are Finished!!

black girls and fake love for teddy bear and flowers..you people love food,money,cars,Alcohol and Attention!!

Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?😐
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It’s a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins

The surgeon told his patient that woke up after having been operated: “I’m afraid we’re going to have to operate you again. Because, you see, I forgot my rubber gloves inside you.” “Well, if it’s just because of them, I’d rather pay for them if you just leave me alone!”

Mince meat and Wors are the same.
The difference is that condom…

That awkward moment when your friend says keep chasing your dreams and you keep chasing his girlfriend.

Meeting someone new is very stressful
You’ll have to start pretending like you have sense..!