You’ve never been drunk, if you haven’t went to the toilets and came back sitting on the wrong place with people you didnt come with after a while you realise nooo I wasn’t sitting here and start looking for the right spot

When you ignore Bae for one day… And you call her the next day and find out that she already had six miscarriages, three abortions and dumped five Boyfriend’s .!!!

I tried to donate blood today. Never again, too
many stupid questions asked.
Who’s is it? Where did You get it?
Why is it in a bucket?😾

Top 10 Female rejection lines.
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1. I think of you as a brother.
Translation: You give me the creeps.
2. There’s a slight difference in our ages.
Translation: I may as well be dating my dad.
3. I’m not attracted to you in ‘that’ way.
Translation: I don’t want to be seen in
public with a dork like you.
4. My life is too complicated right now.
Translation: I’m busy seeing other guys.
Who are you again?
5. I’ve got a boyfriend.
Translation: I’d rather be with my male cat
and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry’s.
6. I don’t date men where I work.
Translation: I wouldn’t date you if you were
in the same solar system, much less the
same building.
7. It’s not you, it’s me.
Translation: It’s you.
8. I’m concentrating on my career.
Translation: Even something as boring and
unfulfilling as my job
is better than dating you.
9. I’m saved, so my heart belongs to God.
Translation: I’ve sworn off men like you.
10. Let’s be friends.
Translation: I want you to stay around so I
can tell you in
excruciating detail about all the other men I
meet and go out with. I appreciate the male
perspective.
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Top 10 Male rejection lines.
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1. I think of you as a sister.
Translation: You’re ugly.
2. There’s a slight difference in our ages.
Translation: You’re ugly.
3. I’m not attracted to you in ‘that’ way.
Translation: You’re ugly.
4. My life is too complicated right now.
Translation: You’re ugly.
5. I’ve got a girlfriend.
Translation: You’re ugly.
6. I don’t date women where I work.
Translation: You’re ugly.
7. It’s not you, it’s me.
Translation: You’re ugly.
8. I’m concentrating on my career.
Translation: You’re ugly.
9. I’m saved, so my heart belongs to God.
Translation: You’re ugly.
10. Let’s be friends.
Translation: You’re totally ugly.

This December I Wanna Drink Until
They Call a Family Meeting On Me

I Delete Posts Because I’m Not The Same Person I Was 6 Minutes Ago

A man who always pleases his friends can
never build a home!!!

A woman awakes during the night to find
that her husband was not in their
bed.
She puts on her dressing gown and goes
downstairs to look for him.
She finds him sitting at the kitchen table
with a hot cup of coffee in front
of him. He appears to be in deep thought,
just staring at the wall.
She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye
and takes a sip of his coffee.
‘What’s the matter, dear?’ she whispers as
she steps into the room, “Why
are you down here at this time of night?”
The husband looks up from his coffee,”I am
just remembering when we
first met 20 years ago and started dating.
You were only 16. Do you remember
back then?” he says solemnly.
The wife is touched to tears thinking that
her husband is so caring, so
sensitive.
“Yes, I do.” she replies.
The husband pauses. The words were not
coming easily.
“Do you remember when your father caught
us in the back seat of my car?”
“Yes, I remember!” said the wife, lowering
herself into a chair beside him.
The husband continues,“Do you remember
when he shoved the shotgun in my
face and said,’Either you marry my daughter,
or I will send you to jailfor 20 years?”
“I remember that too.” she replies softly.
He wipes another tear from his cheek and
says,”I would have been released today.”

that Priceless momrnt your parents thinks that your friends are Bad influence to you, not knoeing kur u are the bad influencer!

Bae is not allowed to have a Bestie
What are they Bestering that I cannot Bestify

Witchcraft is when you see an inbox from your crush on Facebook…
And when you open it, it reads:
“You’re now connected on Messenger