Do you see those pictures you took together with your boyfriend while both of you are laughing, one day you are going to delete them crying…

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That awkward moment when you are chatting with beautiful girl😍 at a wedding👫 and your mum comes and tells you,
“Pour that rice in a plastic and take it home😌.
That will be your Supper

“Honey,” said this husband to his wife, “I invited a friend home for supper.” “What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven’t been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don’t feel like cooking a fancy meal” “I know all that.” “Then why did you invite a friend for dinner?” “Because the poor fool’s thinking about getting married.”

R.I.P to Jack Daniels ⚰
JACK DANIELS was found dead today by JOHNNY WALKER at
SAVANNAH Street near the CASTLE in RED SQUARE centre.
His wife HENNESY and their two sons HANSA & AMSTEL have been crying under an AMARULA tree ever since.
Mr HEINEKEN thinks he was killed by HUNTERS who shot him
with a STRONG BOW. His FOUR COUSINS confirmed he was coming from Club J&B in MELLOW WOOD on
4TH STREET.
It appears that he had an affair with Mr HUNTERS wife SARITA. She also feared for her life & moved to NEDERBURG.
CAPTAIN MORGAN is still investigating this case but evidence points that Mr. J.C Le ROUX is also a suspect.
The funeral will be held at KLIPDRIFT & performed by pastor FISH EAGLE as soon as the church BELLS ring tomorrow.
We hope JAMESON and his wife NAMAQUA will arrive on time. They have to fly over TWO OCEANS to get here…
Share This with All Our Alcoholic Friends For a laugh… Let the GUARANA’s begin!
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Even if you’re not an Alcoholic, share it to make someone’s day..

A pilot was told to transfer mad people from Naija to U. S. A . he agreed and carried dem in his plane.
Every place was so noisy.
Later one of the mad men approached the pilot and said; “pls can u teach me how to fly the aeroplane”?”
The pilot replied, “I will teach you how to fly if you will tell your friends to stop making noise.” (knowing that he can’t do it).
The mad man went in, after some minutes, every where was silent as if an angel entered the plane.
After some minutes the mad man came back and told the pilot that everywhere was cool now.
The pilot became happy and asked; “What did you do to them that made them to keep calm?”
The mad man replied, “I opened the door for them to go and play outside.”

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