The pain of helping a lady carrying a 25kg meali meal
and she gives you a wrong number
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Whites : yoh! That guy, He’s very Tall
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Blacks ; Lol look at your Brother over there
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In a bus, two women were fighting over a seat,
And the angry drive shouted: “the ugly one should take the seat”
The two women stood up the whole journey😂😂😂
Some drivers are as wise as King Solomon…
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his is why I don’t like abbreviations.
My neighbour, a sexy lady, texted me :
*i need your dic fo my ass,,,,,*
*me:* I quickly replied “but I don’t have condoms”
*lady:*”what condoms? I said I need your *dictionary for my assignment*.”
Eishhh
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A boy asked a girl in a library, “Do you mind if I sit beside you”?
The girl Answered with a loud angry voice; “I don’t want to spend the night with you!!
Everyone in the library started staring at the boy and he was embarrassed.
After minutes the girl walked quietly to the guy’s table and said to him I study psychology and I know what man is thinking, I guess you felt embarrassed ,right?
The guy responded with a loud voice :$300 for one night That’s too much!! and all the people in the library looked at the girl in shock and the guy whispered in her ears, “I study law and I know how to make someone guilty
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Sometimes its not the person you miss, but the feelings and moments you has when you were with them
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Good morning.for he is your mentor,
you have to praise and give thanks to him and
face your life with no fear for he owns your future.
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Believing in someone is good,
believing in yourself is great,
believing in God is everything.
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When I grew up, I wanted to
be a Dr cuz I thought
hospitals close at 4pm and all patients go home
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Husband: joking with his wife “your bum looks like a braai stand”🙄
Wife: Gets offended 😡😥and goes to sleep 🛌
Hasband :politely …….Don’t you wanna make love today???!………..
wife:sorry love , I won’t light my braai stand for such a small piece of wors😪🙄
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Lionel Messi and Christiano Ronaldo ddnt just wake up become the best soccer players⚽⚽
They trained for a long time….
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So if your galfrnd is gud in bed😁
It is none of ma business
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I grow up know paper and silver money,
as for hair and nails money I didn’t know it
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Me: unlock your phone😏🙄🙄🙄
Her: Babie so are we going to breakup like this😓😓😓
Thats when you will know that ubufebe is real
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Whether it’s Green, Red or Yellow…
It’ll always be Green Pepper To Me
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“In the last days!! People will come to you in a form of preaching Christ while they know they serve their master the Devil”.
I read my Bible and will not be fooled by all this false preachers…Bushiri, Omotoso, Alph, Mporo, Snake Pastor, Petrol Pastor and all those who sell miracles to our people. ☝😕
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Watch out SA!! We are awaiting the King!!!
This are the last days. Death will knock or Jesus will come. 🙏
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Are we ready to meet Jesus in the sky???
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*To those ladies who always seem to be totally asleep but when you start removing their panty they raise waist a bit to help you remove it nicely, May God bless you!!!*
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