Her: bro your face looks familiar Me: ok Her: you know Gadaffi from generations Me:😁😎yes i do Her: you look Continue Reading..

Your successful friends have information that can make you successful too, the problem is who will carry their coolerbox when Continue Reading..

Skinny girl if she holding a “Tablet” She will be looking like she’s carrying a “Plasma”

Can I sell my feelings on Gumtree I dont want them anymore.

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Imagine you in church and this SMS comes in”, your uncle is drinking ur 🍺 beers”

I miss school for what when you’re getting 2 on Maths?

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