love your girl because
she chose you when many boys wanted her
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Couples are busy chasing money together but
you and your baboon are still arguing who is gonna text first……
You are still saying that well doing families
have got snakes to steal money
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We get distant just to know
who cares the most enough to follow us
But we get dissapointed because no one did
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Research shows that birth control pills and condoms are 2nd and 3rd most effective methods of controlling population growth . School Fees continues to be No. 1
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Skinny girl if she holding a
“Tablet”
She will be looking like she’s carrying a
“Plasma”
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A husband and wife entered the dentist’s office. The husband said, “I want a tooth pulled. I don’t want gas or Novocain because I’m in a terrible hurry. Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible. ”
“You’re a brave man,” said the dentist. “Now, show me which tooth it is. ”
The husband turns to his wife and says, “Open your mouth and show the dentist which tooth it is, dear. “
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Why did we break (me n my ex) ? Well, few months back it was my birthday(AUGUST). My ex girl didn’t wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my friends . I went to school and even my class mates didn’t wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my class, my bestie ( girl friend) said, “Happy birthday, !” I felt so special. She asked me out for chill. After chillin’ she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she said, “Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?” “Okay,” I said. She came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake, my ex , my parents, my friends , my classmates , & my cousins all yelling, “SURPRISE!!!” while I was waiting on the sofa… naked
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OMG please be okay please be okay I’m so sorry.
-me when I drop my phone
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Happy December 1st,
May God bless all of us this month of December! Happiness and genuine love for everyone! Let us hope that this month will heal everyone’s heart and will turn every sadness into blessings and nonstop happiness! Enjoy the cold December, everyone!
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Some of you they never text their mothers on womens day to wish them bt today they will spend a lot of money to their womans who are cheating on them!!
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ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION!!! Ladies and gentlemen Boys and Girls Brothers and sisters Fathers and Mothers Uncles and aunties Nephews and nieces Doctors and nurses Neighbours and Colleagues Students and graduates. I really don’t have anything to say. Thanks for your attention.
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Adam and Eve must’ve been white, they only took one apple, if they were Black, all the apples would’ve been gone plus the tree for fire wood. If they were Chinese, they would have eaten the snake as well
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A friend is someone who can see the truth and
pain in you even when fool everyone.
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A teacher was teaching opposite words and
pointed to Nyaaa to stand up and answer some questions
Teacher:what is the opposite of Good?
Nyaa :bad
Teacher:Come
nyaa:Go
Teacher:Ugly
Nyaa:sexy
Teacher:you’re wrong!
Nyaaa:you’re wright
Teacher:shut up!
nyaaa:keep talking
Teacher:Ok,now stop!
Nyaa:Ok now carry on
Teacher:Get out of my class
Nyaa:come in my class
Teacher:Oh my God!
Nyaa:Oh my devil!
Teacher:you have Failed!
Nyaa:i have passed!
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Woman who eat soil. Can you try to upgrade your self
and try some expansive things like “Cement”?😂
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HOW NICE WOULD IT BE TO HAVE SOMEONE
BE SO IN LOVE WITH YOU AND JUST
WANTS YOU ALL THE TIME.
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