When a man says he will marry you, then he will. There is no need of reminding him every 10 years 🤭
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Dating a girl with a big head is not a problem,
the problem comes when she wants to
sleep on your chest with that tombstone.
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The day you stop worrying will be the first day
of your new life,
anxiety takes you in circles,
trust in God & become free.
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Then she said “I need a Shoulder to Crayon “😂😂😂!!
I said which colour?
And she blocked me!!
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If your enemies throw a stone at u,
.
.
just smile and throw back a flower at them..
.
But,
.
.
make sure u throw it with the pot…..
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Have a horrible day without water in ur bathroom,
while soap in ur eyes.
Oh!sorry, dis msg is not 4 u.
Its only 4 those who do not take bath everyday…
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Ladies .. instead of dating a guy who pays your Rent
why not date the Landlord himself??
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When a nigga say “find me a girlfriend” he talking about you😂
Y’all females slow!
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We are looking for something that’s
doesn’t exist in in the real world .
It’s a fool world .
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When you chase women you lose money, but when you chase money you will never lose beautiful women. Be careful with your salary. This is a gentle reminder. December is the month where girls will be more polite than customer care😂
Be Wise and Smart, Guys
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Change your routine in 2019, Get up early, Stay focused, Watch less TV, Read more books, Avoid time wasters, Invest in your health, Write down your goals, Work smarter, Do something you enjoy, Look for meaningful relationships.
Make 2019 a year of growth
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The word “Anniversary” comes from
“Annual” which is a year. so why do you all
love saying “happy 1 or 3 months
anniversary”?
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Somebody kidnap cassper and force him to quit rap😫😫😫
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Early morning husband woke up and ask his wife: “Would you like to join me for jogging?”
Wife: “Ohh! So you mean to say I am fat?”
Hubby: “No. Jogging is good for health.”
Wife: “Oh . . . that means I am sick.”
Hubby: “No no. If you don’t want to get up, then it’s OK . . . ”
Wife: “So now you think I am lazy, ha?”
Hubby: “Nooo! You are misunderstanding me. I didn’t mean.”
Wife: “Aha! So I don’t understand you because I’m an illiterate, right?”
Hubby: “Now look I didn’t say that.”
Wife: “So am I lying? ”
Hubby: I beg you please don’t stretch it in the morning”
Wife: “Oh, now so I am a quarrelsome nag, abi?
HUBBY: “Ok ok . . . You go off to sleep. I am going jogging alone . . . happy now?.”
Wife: “You always go alone everywhere and enjoy yourself.”
Hubby: “Please, please. I am feeling giddy now ”
Wife: “See? You are so selfish. Always think of yourself alone. You never think of my health.”
Grrrrrr . . . Husband is sitting and thinking where he went wrong.
Dedicated to all married men . . .
Thank you for always being patient with your wives . .
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-Sa chat
Foreigner : Hi beautiful.. Im Horny..
Pinay : Ohw. Nice name..
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If u enjoying this December,
u really know how to force things
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