Once a wise man told me No matter how HOT she is
somewhere someone is tired of her….
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Math Teacher: Sara, what do you get when you subtract 897 from 1824 and add 176 and divide the answer by 3?
Sara: A Headache Madam.
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I Told my uncle that I see myself wen I luk at him.
I don’t know why he smiled becoz there’s honestly too much Vaseline on his face
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Doing things is not a mistake …
A mistake is when u’re doing things for others
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Snakes for sale :
Adders – R80
Cobras – R70
Mambas – R90
Vipers – R100
Pythons – R120
Girls – R1000 ……..
Support Local Businesses
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You should be a light for other people. Live so that they will see the good things you do and will praise your father in heaven. Matt. 5:16
You want to make a difference in your world? Live a holy life
Be faithful to your spouse.
Be the one at the office who refuses to cheat.
Be the neighbor who acts neighborly.
Be the employee who does the work and does’nt complain.
Pay your bills.
Do your part and enjoy life.
Don’t speak one message and live another.
People are watching the way we act more than they are listening to what we say. Have a lovely day bo babe You know exactly that am crazy about you😍💕💞💖.
May our Heavenly Father help you to fulfill your dreams
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hugging a tall person
feels like placing
Tupperware
on top of the fridge
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A pregnant teenager slammed the door of a taxi and the driver shouted:
“You should have closed your legs that way!”
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Me And My boss
Him: Do you think you can come to work
on Saturday this week? I really need you
here.
Me: Yeah no problem, but I’ll probably be
late though as the public transport is bad
on weekends.
Him: Ok, when do you think you will arrive
here then?
Me: Monday.
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Every moment you get is a gift,
so stop focusing on unhappy things,
and spend your moments on things
that truly matter to your heart
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I said I’ll Pay You At The End Of The Month,
I Didn’t Say Which Month
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Never attack another lady for Your boyfriend’s stupidity.
If he knew Your worth, he would have respected
You enough not to include a 3rd party in Your relationship.🤷♂️😌❤
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Sometimes life just seems like chapters. Some good, some bad,
but all come together to create the story of our lives.
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No regrets.
Just lessons learned.
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Let’s talk about how life is so random. How things happen to us at the most unexpected timings.
Let’s talk about how broken we got at times and how strong we stood back again.
And this is what’s interesting about life.
You keep fighting, not to win.
But to keep going.
Good Morning
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I really can’t imagine someone having a crush on me. I can’t imagine someone thinking about me before they fall asleep. I can’t imagine someone getting butterflies in his stomach when i say or even just smiled at them. I can’t imagine someone smiling at their cellphone when we’re talking cause i mean.. why would they do that? They’re just wasting time. I’m just me. Nothing extraordinary. Ain’t special.
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