You can buy gifts but not love.
You can pretend smile but not happiness.
You can lie to others but not to yourself.
You can have another friend but not as cute as I am!
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He was my crush until he posted”Iam a 27 year old handsome, hardworking, GOD fearing young man, an engineer, and looking for a cute hairy👌, beautiful👌, well structured and young black goat to buy for easter. Thanks
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It took SAB just 2 days to deliver beers to all 9 provinces , department of education is struggling to deliver masks and sanitizers for the past 3 weeks now , we have wrong people working for the gorvernment
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I texted my crush ‘ BAE’ and she responded
replace dat ‘A’ with Y
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Its only in Africa where
You’ll find a:
Thief named “Innocent”
Prostitute named “Chastity”
Poor man named “Rich”
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The Ant and the Dove:
One hot day, an ant was searching for some water. After walking around for some time, she came to a spring. To reach the spring, she had to climb up a blade of grass. While making her way up, she slipped and fell into the water.
She could have drowned if a dove up a nearby tree had not seen her. Seeing that the ant was in trouble, the dove quickly plucked a leaf and dropped it into the water near the struggling ant. The ant moved towards the leaf and climbed up onto it. Soon, the leaf drifted to dry ground, and the ant jumped out. She was safe at last.
Just at that time, a hunter nearby was about to throw his net over the dove, hoping to trap it.
Guessing what he was about to do, the ant quickly bit him on the heel. Feeling the pain, the hunter dropped his net. The dove was quick to fly away to safety.
One good turn begets another.
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School Trip…
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Whites: Apple, Juice & R100
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Blacks: Full Chicken, Sandwich, Fridge, Stove,
Geyser, Mogodu, Half skop, Achar & R200
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Restaurant Humor…😜😜
Today afternoon I went to a restaurant for lunch
and It was full,
no place to sit.
I took out my mobile,
placed it to my ear and
said loudly –
“sis come fast, he’s here with someone else.”
Sixteen couples ran away!
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I never wanted to be famous.
I only wanted to be great.
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Am i the only boi or guy whos scared to sleep with a boi in
other bed sober the whole night…
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LIFE IS TOO SHORT TO BE DISTRACTED BY THE OPINIONS OF OTHERS.💛🌺
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2⃣. YOU CAN’T MAKE OTHER PEOPLE HAPPY UNTIL YOU MAKE YOURSELF HAPPY.
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When people talked about soul mates, I never believed them; until I met you.
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“Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant four times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Mondays and Tuesdays, I go Thursdays and Fridays.”
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My girlfriend just sent me a text message saying “hey babe if someone calls you and ask if I’m dating you please say NO we not dating”
Which stage of relationship is this guys
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My Name is I My problem is LOVE and my solution is YOU. I LOVE YOU
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The boy is asking the old man:
– If you could give me just one advice, what that would be?
– OK, son. Remember this: if you have plans to change the world, do it now, while you are single. Once you are married, you cannot even change the TV channel.
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