Dear Ladies❤}
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You don’t owe anyone a tight
he who can’t swim shall drown and die..

When you’re in bed with bae and
you so wanna play with her hair…
but it’s on the chair in the dining room

I Have 3 Daughters And Both Of Them Are girls,
is God Not Great?

Am hunting for my brother from another mother,
he just won powerball jackpot hle 64mil….please help asap…

The pain of coming back from Shoprite with plastics,and none of your Neighbours are outside to witness the Event

An idiot found a iPhone on the floor, He give it to a police officer, however, the officer thought it was a prank and didn’t receive it. Then this idiot kept the iPhone and start using it., Then a funny scene happened: the idiot keep tapping on …. ……See More

TEACHER:Give me colors that begin with letter “M”
PUPIL:Maroon!
TEACHER:What else?
NGONGO:Mlue,Mlown,Mlack,Mink,Maiolet
TEACHER:Melygood!
Malakmakan!!!

When a girl reject me I dont feel sad or depressed coz
I know my Bae is rejecting other guys the same way.
Reject them wena Bae