Relationship stress will make you forget
to sit down in a Taxi
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That moment when you send your
boyfriend your picture without make up
and he’ll be like ” Who’s this Babe?
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If one girlfriend can make you happy….
.imagine 6 of them.
Too much happiness….
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Ladies who always match their purses
with clothes but can not match Babies to
their real fathers.
God is zooming you from above my sisters.
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Who else has noticed that the guy playing the Keyboard in Church does not pay offering
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why are people so afraid of snakes ? 🐍
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the poor animal just wants to kill you that’s all.
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*I would like to assure the Nation that All the barmen are going to be safe and sound this Festive season. We’re only going to be targeting the beers around them. Otherwise enjoy your Christmas and New Year*
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A pilot was told to transfer mad people from Naija to U. S. A . he agreed and carried dem in his plane.
Every place was so noisy.
Later one of the mad men approached the pilot and said; “pls can u teach me how to fly the aeroplane”?”
The pilot replied, “I will teach you how to fly if you will tell your friends to stop making noise.” (knowing that he can’t do it).
The mad man went in, after some minutes, every where was silent as if an angel entered the plane.
After some minutes the mad man came back and told the pilot that everywhere was cool now.
The pilot became happy and asked; “What did you do to them that made them to keep calm?”
The mad man replied, “I opened the door for them to go and play outside.”
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Musa worked at a meat distribution factory. One day, when he finished with his work schedule, he went into the meat cold room (Freezer) to inspect something, but in a moment of bad luck, the door closed and he was locked inside with no help in sight. Although he screamed and knocked with all his might, his cries went unheard as no one could hear him.
Most of the workers had already gone, and outside the cold room (freezer) it’s impossible to hear what was going on inside. Five hours later, whilst Musa was on the verge of death, the security guard of the factory, eventually opens the door and saved the life of Musa. Musa then asked the security guard how he got to show up and open the door, as it wasn’t part of his work routine. His explanation: “I’ve been working in this factory for 35 years, hundreds of workers come in and out everyday, but you’re one of the few who greets me in the morning and says goodbye to me every night when leaving after working hours. Many treat me as if I am invisible. Today, like every other day, you greeted me in your simple manner ‘Hello’ at the entrance when resuming for work.. .But curiously, after working hours today, I observed I’ve not heard your ‘bye! see you tomorrow’.
Hence I decided to check around the factory. I look forward to your ‘Hi’ and ‘bye’ every day. To you, I am someone.
By not hearing your farewell, I knew something had happened. Then I Sought and found you!
“Moral Lesson to reflect upon:..
Be Humble, love and respect those around you.
As life is too short! Try to have an impact on people in ways we can’t even imagine, especially the people that cross your path every day!!!
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Like, there is multiple of exame in a year.
Our life do have so many exam to write to get promoted to Heaven.
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Would rather spend the whole day watching the movie
I hate the most continuously than eating beans
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Cheer up! Even though your Christmas is not that happy, atleast you have survived the day. Just remember that God loves you and He is the reason of this celebration. God bless you!
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Today I stopped a taxi and greet the passengers and driver,
then Walked away, they hurled me insults..
.Is it wrong to greet people
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If I dated you in secondary school i am “not your ex” I was just going through some homework stress…
😂😂 Wanvela
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Whites: One thousand and two hundred rands.
Blacks: wan pon thu
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A famous inspirational speaker
said; Best years of my life were
spent in the arms of a woman,
who wasn’t my wife.The
Audience was in shock and
silence.He then added: “She was my
mother.”(A big round
of applause and laughter
roared).A very daring husband
tried to crack this at home.
After dinner, he said loudly to
his wife in the kitchen; Best years of my life
were spent in
the arms of a woman, who
wasn’t my wife. Standing for a
moment, trying to recall the
second line of that speaker, by the time he gained his
senses, he was on a hospital bed, recovering from burns
of hot water!
Moral Lesson: Don’t Copy, if you can’t Paste.
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