Failure is always temporary,
only giving up makes it permanent.
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If I kiss you by mistake.
What will you do
1:Kiss back
2:ignore
3:Cry
4:laugh
5:slap me
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Teacher: “What Should Be In A Book To Make It A Bestseller?”
Pappu: “A Girl On The Cover & No Cover On The Girl“
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*Good morning*
Moses did not contest for position of prime minister In Egypt. Mary didn’t even pray to be the mother of Jesus and Peter didn’t invite Jesus into his boat. But divine favour, mercy and grace of God located and found them all.
May divine favour meet you today in any aspect of your life, in Jesus name.
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Open Debate For Ladies:
Can you allow your friends to sit on your boyfriend’s lap??
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A husband was sitting on a sofa next to
his wife who was eating and typing on her
fone.
He heard his phone’s message tone
coming from the kitchen from where he
was charging it . He went to the kitchen
and read a message from his wife saying
“Please bring the salt on your way back.”
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Imagine The iPhone That I Bought With My Own Money
Is Correcting My English😕
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A guy & his wife both made a list of 5 people they’re allowed to sleep with if they ever got the opportunity.
She picked Brad Pitt, Jhonny Depp, Salman Khan, Ranbir Kapoor and Ranveer Singh.
He just picked her sister, her cousin, her best friend, their nextdoor neighbour and their son’s third grade teacher.
*Men are simple like that….they set achievable goals.*
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f you want to begin a life looking for The GOD
which is all around you,
then every Moments become PRAYER…
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If your girlfriend visits you and doesn’t take a selfie..
.bro you need to decorate your room
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I’m done smoking🌿 weed. Last 🌃night my friends and I were looking for me🙄😥
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Nothing better than seeing the softer side
of someone only shown to You.
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Teacher: class choose between money and brain
Themba: I’d go for money
Teacher: I’d go for brain
Themba: well, everybody goes for what he doesn’t have
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Friendly reminder to ignore all boys
who start texting you after 10pm
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Lady and gentleman on a train.
Lady: Every time you smile,
I feel like inviting you to my place.
Gentleman: 😍 Awwww. . .. Are you single ?
Lady: No, I am a Dentist….
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A pilot on an aeroplane said: Ladies & Gentlemen, the plane is losing altitude, all the baggages must be thrown out.
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A while later, the pilot said: we are still losing altitude, we must throw out everything that is in the cabin.
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The plane continue to descend despite more things being thrown out.
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The pilot said: “We are still going down, we must throw out some people.”
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There was a big gasp from the passengers.
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The pilot continued “But to make this fair, passengers will be thrown out in alphabetical order.”
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So “A” any African on board??
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Nobody moved.
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The pilot said “B” Any Blacks on board?
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The pilot said “C” any coloured on board?
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Still nobody moved.
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The pilot said “D” any Darkies on board?
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An African boy asked his Dad: Dad, arent we Black people? The Dad said “My son tonight we are Zulus”
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