The most beautiful thing a girl can wear is her smile..!
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Waves: I made tea.
Maketang: I don’t want tea.
Waves: I didn’t make you tea. This is my tea.
Maketang: Then why did you tell me?
Waves: It’s a conversation starter.
Maketang: That’s a horrible conversation starter.
Waves: Oh, is it? We’re conversing. Checkmate.
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Why do women think it’s ok to get home after a long day, greet a man then take off the wig like it’s nothing?
So, this wig is meant for the people on the streets
while your man sees another man at home??
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At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness.
“Isn’t it true,” he bellowed, “that you accepted $5,000 to compromise this case?”
The witness stared out the window as though he hadn’t heard the question.
“Isn’t it true that you accepted $5,000 to compromise this case?” the lawyer repeated.
The witness still did not respond.
Finally, the judge leaned over and said, “Sir, please answer the question.”
“Oh,” the startled witness said, “I thought he was talking to you.”
Judge collapsed.
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Just in case no one told you today,
you’re ugly
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Everyone must b carefully when walking outside ,
i just saw a lion right now on top of de matches box
plz be warned
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Dont be afraid to stand for what you believe in,
even if that means standing alone
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When you play “God’s Plan”, music video,
Drake give people money, cars, etc.
but if you play that Music video in Reverse
Drake takes Money & Cars from People
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Classic Revenge… 😜
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Recently somewhere on the streets, Ofengo met his High School Maths Teacher and he asked for the directions to the nearest FNB Bank.
Ofengo: Take a 310 degree turn, walk for about 184.7 metres (round that up to the nearest tens), you will then see a shop which is perpendicular to your right, make an obtuse angle turn and you will see the Bank at a distance of about the logarithm of square root of 7. :/
Let him feel what you felt as a student!!
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Girlfriend Is Like Internet Virus,
She Will Enter Your Life,
Scan Your Pocket,
Transfer Your Money,
Edit Your Mind,
Download Her Problems,
Delete Your Smile & Hang Your Life.
So Avoid Your Girlfriend & Send Her Number To Me Don’t Worry About Me,
I Am A Professional Anti Virus…
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Guys, no matter how caring you are to your girlfriend, You can never be as caring as those still asking her out..
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When I miss you I re-read our old conversations
and smile like an idiot.
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Imagine dating someone who likes going to church
but he/she don’t even know the type of wood
they used when crucify Jesus🤦
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” just love me every day. I’ll take care of every night.”
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People who buy a car & don’t post it online have a PhD in maturity.
As for me i will even park it on your timeline…..
After that I will go by my ex’s house to ask for directions to my place.
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A nurse lost her cat in a hospital..she asked: Any one got a pussy?
All the woman stood up.
No I meant has any one seen a pussy?.All the men stood up.
No No No… she said “I meant has any one seen my pussy”?
All the doctors stood up
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