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According to a 19th century legend, the Truth and the Lie meet one day. The Lie says to the Truth: “It’s a marvellous day today”! The Truth looks up to the skies and sighs, for the day was really beautiful. They spend a lot of time together, ultimately arriving beside a well. The Lie tells the Truth: “The water is very nice, let’s take a bath together!” The Truth, once again suspicious, tests the water and discovers that it indeed is very nice. They undress and start bathing. Suddenly, the Lie comes out of the water, puts on the clothes of the Truth and runs away. The furious Truth comes out of the well and runs everywhere to find the Lie and to get her clothes back. The World, seeing the Truth naked, turns its gaze away, with contempt and rage.
The poor Truth returns to the well and disappears forever, hiding therein, its shame. Since then, the Lie travels around the world, dressed as the Truth, satisfying the needs of society, because, the World, in any case, harbours no wish at all to meet the naked Truth.

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Namibian teachers are sick and tired of school kids writing wrong answer during exams. Now they have finally invented an electronic pen which read the exam questions first and only allow the learner to write the correct answer only to each question . If you try to write wrong answer, the pen just stop writing. This pen saves ink too.

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•●~ Babiie .. Even After Our Breakup. I Use To Check Your Profile.
Oh!
No No. ! Not Because I’m Missing You,
But Just Because I Can See Your Shakal n’ Harkateiin And Realize That What I Did Was Right .. ‘

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In a bus, two women were fighting over a
seat,
and the angry driver shouted, “ok ok, the
ugly one should take the seat”
The two women stood up for the whole
journey.
.
Some drivers are as wise as the comedian

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The money I pay in school is called school fees.
The money that I pay in the Church is called Offering and Tithes.
The money I pay in the bank is called Bank charge.

Up till now, I still don’t know what to call the money that I give to ladies.

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Dear Future wife….
My salary is our salary…..
your salary is yours alone! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Sezwana

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I saw that you were perfect and I loved you.
Then I saw that you were not perfect
and I loved you even more…

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Wemen are the most faithful creatures on earth,they don’t cheat,don’t lie
and they are trustworthy.
Remember i said “We Men and not Women

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4 things you can’t recover in life:
• Words after they’re said.
• Moments after they’re missed.
• Actions after they’re done.
• Time after it’s gone.
So, choose to be careful of what you say, what you do, and what you let pass by… You may not be able to get it back.

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HIM: Eish bae, these days it’s too cold. Tjo!! I hate Winter time, so you? which time do you like?
.
HER: I like Airtime!!

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STOLEN Please Read 👇🏿👇🏿👇🏿 *Letter from a Late Mother to her son three days after her burial:*
Dear Son,
I want to know why I died like a poor woman when I have a Son like you.
My Son, I wanted to bless you before I die, but now I have gone with my blessings.
My breakfast, my lunch and my dinner was one of my challenges when I was alive, but u spent money to cook all types of foods, meats and different types of drinks on my burial day.
My Son, you choose to spread and rubbed my dead body with costly fragrance when I was using groundnut oil as my favourite cream.
You dressed my Corpse with an expensive cloth when it was difficult to buy a wrapper for me.
When my Corpse was in the Mortuary you came to check on me from time to time, you care about my Corpse than when I was alive why ?
The most painful thing is the kind of expensive coffin you put my Corpse when I was living in an uncompleted house.
When you were young I starved for you to eat and satisfied, I wore one cloth in order to provide enough clothes for you. I thought you would take care of me when I grow old.
You completed the house, painted it and cleared the compound in one week just to celebrate my Corpse.
Now you wrote tribute to me saying “Mama, I love you so much rest in peace” – When I died with a broken heart.
Finally, my son, I wrote this to remind you that there is no other person that loves a child like a mother. May God forgive you.
MORRAL LESSON
DONT BE USELESS EVEN TO YOUR MOM

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The most important part of our personality is our speech..
Because looks can gain only attraction..
But speech can win hearts forever.
Good Morning.

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Most Insulting Lines Said To Google:

“Dear Google, Can You Just Allow Me To Write My Sentence
Before You Start Guessing“

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Interviewer: Tell me about yourself.
Me: I’d rather not, I really need this job!

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What if the spider you killed in your home spent the rest of his life thinking u are his roomate, ever thought of that huh. ? No, because you only think of yourself.

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You can’t change other people,
only your own expectations

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