Qualities that a woman looks for in a man
(1)brave
(2)intelligent
(3)gentle
(4)polite
(5)emotional
(6)nice
(7)innovative
(8)successful…….
put all de first letters together and send me what you got…..
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l went to police station to certify some copies, while I was there I saw a picture of Sylvester being posted on the notice board written “WANTED”
Me : officer, are you absolutely sure you want this man?
Cop: (in aghast) err of course. Yeah
Me : then why didn’t you arrest him when you took him that picture?
These cops are really stupid….
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i met you then all the stupid
love songs made sense
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Remember when you stayed up till 3am talking to someone? Where are they now?
You should have just slept
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– Just Because You Know Someone Would Wait For You ;-;
Doesn’t Mean You Can Let Them Wait That Long .. ‘
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in love with the most beautiful and smart and intellectual woman
that knows what she wants and goes and gets it and is so compassionate
and passionate loyal woman I ever met and won my heart in just a few words!! LOVE YOU MORE!!
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When a nigga say “find me a girlfriend” he talking about you😂
Y’all females slow!
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The road to success is
always under construction.
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When you never go to Bathroom after you sleep in your bed
you can dream about toilet then before you pee in your bed it might mistake! Lol
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A morning without GOD is like a
mind with no thoughts and EMPTY.
Thank God for this blessing!!
Good Morning
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In a “Mental Hospital” of 38 patient’s, a journalist asks the Doctor: How do you determine whether to admit a mental patient or not to?
Dr: “Well, we fill a bathtub with water and then give the patient;
(a). a teaspoon,
(b). a glass,
(c). a bucket,
and ask them to empty the bathtub.”
Journalist: “Oh, obviously a normal person would use the bucket because its bigger.”
Dr: “No, a normal person would pull the drain plug! Please go to bed No.39.
We will start further investigations on you!”
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A Teacher used to say write an essay about the Day
you will Never Forget,
after she Give you 17/50 As if she was there on that Day.
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Love is the seventh sense
which destroys all other 6 senses.
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Nelson Mandela has changed his
profile picture on the South African money
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With Your Bank Account Balance Right Now,
Where Can You Travel To?😣
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A friend is one that knows you as you are, Understands where you have been, Accepts what you have become, and still, Gently allows you to Grow.
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