Girls who did Abortion😐
When u shave🔪
Did u know you’re cleaning the cemetery?

Jack Mabaso would be powerless
if he takes off his left hand glove

Ronnie : “mommy am i ugly?”
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Mom : ” Ronnie i told you not to call me mom in front of people”

Village girl:Can I have an ice cream
Cashier :Which flavor?
Village girl:Sugar flavor

Real men don’t play temple and run in their phones,,, they just go to the zoo, open the lion’s cage, slap the lion and starts running.

Scary moment is when u fell a sleep in a couch but when u wake up u wake up in bed… But u live alone…

Son: Dad, Dad!
Dad: Oh, what happened to you?
Son: Sister’s boyfriend has a gun!
Son: where? And why did you know?
Son: I heard because sister was arguing inside the room of sister.
Dad: oh then?
My child: he might shoot sister. Because sister said ” don’t hit it inside. Just outside, please.

” so many likes the dp of other women because, cleavage is shown. Try your cleavage too, I’m sure more likes. It’s always because it’s cleavage.”

I think Vendas were out of country. ….
when Jesus said”let there be light”

I’m that kinda supportive boyfriend, when she’s on her periods.
…we both wear pads…. and Always.

Behind Every Good Looking Niqqer;
Is A Bitch Who’ll Beat You Up For Him!!!