BREAKING NEWS.
Zimbabweans can now smile.
President Emmerson Mnangangwa has approved the bill to start payment for all unemployed Zimbabweans within the age of 18-55 years.
They will be paid an allowance of US$250 monthly starting from monday 14/06/2018. All university allowances of US$2000 has been granted to all university students.
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God so love the world and gave His only begotten Son,
so that who ever believed Him shall have the eternal life. Amen
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I would rather feel your breath on the back of my neck
than have all the riches in the world.
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*BAD LUCK* *is when the wind blows a
Girl’s skirt up, and the same wind blows
dust into your eyes.
And u end up seeing nothing*
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If Your Girlfriend is always looking Good but you know perfectly well that you haven’t contributed anything towards that; My Brother you are no different from a Security Man👮 guarding a Bank🏧
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I’ve done a lot of bad things in my life
but I’ve never tagged 49 people on my
profile picture
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The most painful memory I have is of when I walked away
and you let me leave.
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Don’t let anyone define you.
You are who U are because of
YOUR own experiences in YOUR life.
They haven’t walked in YOUR shoes;
they haven’t overcome YOUR obstacles.
If you’re true to yourself then you are being true
to the most important person in your life.
There is something beautiful in everyday of Ur life
U just have to find it.
Search for the Positive & let go of the Negative.
Life gives two gifts. 1st is “Chance” & 2nd is “Choice”
Chance to meet many people in life &
Choice to select the Best ones for life.
So Select the ones U want in Ur Life &
Let go of the ones who don’t appreciate U
cos in the End what matters is only YOU & no one else.
we wish you a Marvelous weekend full of happiness.
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What will happen
if u throw an AMPLIFIER into the sea?
TSUNAMI will be created
since an amplifier converts
small waves into bigger wave.
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Imagine Dating A Guy Who’s Afraid To
Drink Rent Money On Weekend…
•°•
MXM!
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Dating someone without matric is not safe,
they might leave you the same way they left school….
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I wonder wish i could go back to my mothers womb
and be newly created huuhh!!!
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Doing as others told me, I was Blind. Coming when others called me, I was Lost. then I left everyone, myself as well. then I found Everyone, Myself as well.
~ Rumi
Sk ….good morning
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What made you break up with your Ex ?
.
Me : She stole ma Charger
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one simple conversation could really fix so many problems by listening to each other and being honest but people always think you’re trying to argue instead of trying to communicate
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m I alone who feels guilty when a guy
send me a friend request while
I’m a guy too I even start zooming my pic
n see if I’m not a gay
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