You have insufficient ass to wear leggins
please load Pampers
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The past is dead.
Live today and look forward tomorrow.
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A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in bed.. She puts on her dressing gown and goes downstairs to look for him..
She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him.
“He appeared to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall”
She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee…
“What’s the matter, dear?” she whispers as she steps into the room.
The husband looks up from his coffee, “I am just remembering when we first met 20 years ago and started dating.. Do you remember back then?”, he says…
The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring, so sensitive.
“Yes, I do”, she replies.
The husband pauses. “The words were not coming easily.”
“Do you remember when your father caught us in my car?”
“Yes, I remember, says the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.”
The husband continues.
“Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said,
“Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years?””
“I remember that also”, she replies softly.
He wipes another tear from his cheek and says…
“I would have been released today if only I made the right decision!”
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People will only Respect your Relationship
if you Respect the Person you are in a Relationship with.
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Ask your girlfriend to send you the text/photo you sent her yesterday… If she says I deleted it..
Deport
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Did you know that there’s someone who always looks at your pics & Be like
“One day you gonna be mine “
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Am i the only one who thinks the phone rings a lot longer when you’re ignoring a call..??
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The most beautiful view is the one I share with you.
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That’s not my job. It a job of somebody,
anybody, everybody or nobody, thanks.
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Teacher enters class and writes
*Can there be a healthy relationship without money?*
Sarah stood up angrily: So because I asked for 10,000 last night,
you’ve brought it to class…
This girl will kill this teacher.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
👨🏽⚕
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When I started using pen in my primary school, and I made a mistake, I would try hard to erase it before submitting to my teacher.
Sometimes, I use chalk to clean my mistake but it later re-appeared.
So I began to use saliva, it worked, but only to leave holes in my books.
My teachers then used to beat me for being outrageously dirty. But all I tried to do was to cover my error.
One day, a kind hearted teacher who loved me so much called me aside and he said, ” Anytime you make a mistake, just cross it and move on” .
He said further ” Trying to erase your mistakes would only damage your book to nothing.
I told him in protest that I don’t want people to see my mistake.
My loving teacher laughed and said ” Trying to erase your mistake will make more people know about your mess and the stigma is for life”.
Have you made some mistakes in life? Cross it over and move on.
Don’t expose yourself as a result of trying to cover your mistakes.
Better things are ahead of you.
Strike your 2018 mistakes and move into 2019 with a fresh note.
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“Nyaa was the only black man on a cruise ship that was about to sink.He was the toilet cleaner on that ship.
The white people looked among themselves for someone to pray but no one wanted to as everyone was scared!”
With tears in his eyes,the ship captain seddenly spotted Nyaa.He pointed his finger at him and shouted,”You! Pray For Us!”
Afraid,He would be punished for not listening,Nyaa agreed and started his prayer with confidence..
“Lord,as I was boarding this ship,it said “Whites Only!”
When I wanted to use the Bathroom,the sign said,”Whites Only!”
When I went to the Tables for food,it said,”Whites Only!”
So Lord, as this Ship is about to sink,I pray that the same rule apply..
“Amen!”
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Being a baby is tough…..
imagine ur foot is itching and
ur mom comes to give you milk 🙄
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The Poor can never get broke,
the word will always be ‘mean,
am broke right now but
am soon getting a Bugatti’-;)
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Hi guys. I lost my phone with all your contacts. Please DM me with your full names and surname, your number, ID number, certified ID copy of your parent, gender, email address, certified copy of proof of residence and your ID photo.
Thank you.
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Ladies
What is the use of wearing G string👙 if you are not assically gifted🙅
What are you dividing actually??????? Bones?????
Morning skinny girls who wear G-strings😂😂😂😂😂😂…..
Fat ones your turn is loading…….
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