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The pain that girls feel when they give birth is the same pain we (boys) feel when they say ”I can’t come out im already sleeping see u tomorrow…

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It does not about the number of likes, it’s just about the sincerity that you being posted whatever you looks like.

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Your body is a temporal residence of your soul. You won’t live here forever. When you sin, the flesh enjoys for a short period of time but your soul will suffer the consequences. Why sacrifice tomorrow’s eternal joy for today’s temporal pleasures? Beloved… There is life after death. Don’t say tomorrow I will repent, for no one is too sure of seeing tomorrow. A postponed repentance is dangerous. Let us amend our ways.

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I forgot to zip up my trouser, so a lady told me politely, “sir your garage is open” I gave her naughty smile as I zip up and asked, “Did you see my RANGE ROVER parked inside?” The lady smiles back and said “no just one small TOYOTA with two Flat tyres.
I’m still crying

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Five ways to make any man happy in his life.
1st: is to find a girl make him smile
2nd: to find a girl who shares everything with him
3rd: to find a girl loves him true love
4th: To find a girl give him attention
And finally .. !!
He doesn’t let the four girls know each other

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This winter I’m not dating anyone,
I’m tired of losing my jackets

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In Which Category Are You?
1. SH – Single and happy
2. SF – Single and Flirting
3. SS – Single and Searching
4. TH – Taken and Happy
5. TNS -Taken but Not Satisfied
6. UC – Ultimate cheater
7. FA – Forever alone.

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Nywe Nywe, he’s not my type 😏😒 Are you looking for a blood donor?

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When i get married I’ll call my wife photosynthesis
i don’t care what it means but is sounds romantic

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Dear future Wife
You must know that 50% of my salary is for my Mom .

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“look at you, still here, still living. even though it’s been hard, you’ve survived it all. you’re strong. you’ve made it in the past, you made today, and you can make it tomorrow. you can make it everyday, because you’ve already proved that you can.”

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I brought a phone and by mistakenly it fall inside hot water
and I quickly throw it inside cold water OMG WAT A girl

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Girls never express
Their liking for boy
Thinking that the boy will
Propose her…..
But Boys never express
Their feeling,
In the
Fear of losing
A girl as a friend
“So some Love stories Ends
Before Starting…….”

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What if the spider you killed in your home spent the rest of his life thinking u are his roomate, ever thought of that huh. ? No, because you only think of yourself.

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