That awkward moment when valentines day is around the corner,
and the only person that loves you is your mom

Next time when they shout “something big is coming your way in 2020” don’t just shout “I receive!!”.
First ask “what is that?”…

Colleagues Bill,Jim and Scott are attending a convention together and staying in a Hotel suit on the top of a 75-storey skyscraper. After a long day of meetings they’re shocked to hear the lifts in their hotel are out of order and that they have to climb 75 flights of stairs to get to their room. Bill says to Jim and Scott ”lets break the monotony of this unpleasant task by concestrating on something intresting i’ll tell jokes for 25 storeys,Jim can sing songs for 25 and Scott can tell sad stories the rest of the way. At the 26th floor Bill stops telling jokes and Bill begins to sing. At 51th floor Jim stops singing and Scott begins to tell sad stories ”I’LL TELL MY SADDEST STORY FIRST” I LEFT OUR ROOM KEY AT THE RECEPTION

When they say, Behind Every Successful Man there is a Woman.
They mean His Mother
Not you

Guys am still shocked😥 about what I saw this morning at 02:45 when I was going to toilet, it was unbearable so I had to go n help myself. When I was coming back I looked at my neighbors house n I saw myself ploughing at their garden😭😭😭😥 What am I suppose to happen now? Do I have to go to police? Please help me n help me psychologically too!

IF you’re doing grade 12 and struggling with
Mathematics and physical Sciences . . .
please inbox me and explain
why you chose difficult subjects. 😊

If she respond by saying: “I have a boyfriend”…
Keep Trying Bro..✊😎
~•~
Faithful Women don’t Reply.

Girl Is Going Into The Operation Theater For Her Heart Surgery.

She Holds Her Boyfriend’s Hand Tight & Said,

Girl: “I am Having Heart Surgery Today.”

Boy: “Yes I Know, Don’t Worry Baby.”

Girl: “I Love You.”

Boy: “I Love You The Most.”

After The Surgery, Girl Wakes Up And The Only One Next To Her Is Her Father.

Girl: “Where Is He?”

Father (Surprised): “Don’t You Know Who Gave You That Heart?”

Girl: “OMG, What? Noooooo (Starts Crying)”

Father: “I Am Just Kidding, He Went To The Toilet.“

Girls be like:
”Harder… Harder, faster… Faster. But after
you guys break up, then you be like He used me”
🙄😯😮😶🤔
How my sister?