Please everyone, I strongly beg you to
stop calling your loved ones names of
cheap things like.. “My Sweety, Honey,
Sugar,Chocolate”.
All these things cost about 2 Rand to 20
Rand, it makes them look cheap.
But names like “My bag of
Rice, My gallon of Oil, My bag of
Cement” .You know then your love will
know that they are expensive.
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At childhood
“We cry loudly to get what we like”
But,
“When we grown up,
We cry silently to forget what we like”..!
That’s life…
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Dont be afraid to fall because of crack in your heart cause you’ll miss out on the one who is in front of you to fix it and show you how you should be loved.
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Oh Lord! When our crushes have updated their status We’re being forced to react with haha😂 even though it’s not necessary just to get their attention
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Asking someone to drive your sports car is just like
asking someone to kiss your girlfriend..
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A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read:
“Dear wife, You must realize that you are 54 years old and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year-old teaching assistant. I’ll be home before midnight. – Your Husband”
When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows:
“Dear Husband. You too are 54 years old, and by the time you receive this, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year-old pool boy. Being the brilliant mathematician that you are, you can easily appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Don’t wait up.”
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Pregnancy was once a very special thing
until 2000’s turned it into a hobby!
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A Man In USA Sees A Dog Attacking A Girl.
He Kicks The Dog And Dog Dies.
Newspapers Report: “Local Hero Saves Girl From Dog”
Man Says: “I Am Not American.”
Report Changed: “Foreign Hero Saves Girl From Dog”
Man Says: “Actually, I Am Pakistani.”
Breaking News: “Terrorist Killed Innocent Dog Which Was Playing With A Girl.”
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Dating an ugly guy is a full time job .every 30 minutes
he will call you and ask *
“baby promise me you won’t leave me*
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Being silent is a great way to let
someone know
‘they did something wrong’
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A guy impregnated three girls in his area,
he begged two of them to abort, which, they did.
Right now, the third girl just gave birth to triplet..
Are we not serving a living God
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Noko was with his girlfriend in cinema and suddenly
he fell asleep.
After a while he woke up and shouted: “My d**k!”:ooh
[ Everyone was surprised, He continued: “Where is my
d**k?” Someone has cut my d**k !Oh God, what have I
done!?”
The embarrassed girlfriend said: “Shut up you idiot!
Your hand is in my panty stupid
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How to keep a woman:
1. Be honest.
2. Stay loyal.
3. Make efforts.
Because women value honesty more than anything else, appreciate a man’s loyalty more than his looks, and looks for efforts to know if the guy is really serious.
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When working in a spaza gets into your head too much😐
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When someone asks u your age your answer will be like “R18” bro
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when wearing a bikini,women reveal 90% of their body parts.
Men are so polite,they only look at the covered parts
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Snoring is a gift.. Not
everybody can sing while
Sleeping.
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