My last words would be..
You were not there when I needed you most
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A sinking ship..
Captain: we have to cut off
Three
Passenger for the safety of many.
Japanese: Farewell Japan. (simultaneously falls on
Sea)
Spanish: Viva.. Spain! (also jumped on
Sea)
But of course, it won’t be papatalo
Filipino.
Filipino: (shouted) live the Philippines!
(first push in the neighboring Indian)..
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Dating a church girl is awesome if you cheat and she finds out ,we pray together and blame the devil
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All of us have someone in this world with whom we feel a closeness. Perhaps it is a son, brother, sister, mother, father, niece, nephew, or just a close friend.
It is difficult to see them suffer any pain, but can you imagine the love it would take for you to voluntarily inflict pain upon them for the benefit of ungodly people when they have done nothing wrong or worthy of pain? If you can grasp that though, you will have some idea of what went on in the mind of God in giving His only son
There can be no true love without sacrifice. In scripture, love and sacrifice are connected.(1John 3:16)
Good morning and have a Blessed Sunday as well
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If she respond by saying: “I have a boyfriend”…
Keep Trying Bro..✊😎
~•~
Faithful Women don’t Reply.
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Some girls have never seen the doors of a gym
but they are physically fit from running
from one man to another
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Can’t stop laughing..I was buying mangoes at the junction while waiting for change I saw a woman with a little child. The child was walking a bit faster than the woman and the woman shouted; “Degree wait for me”. I was so amazed hearing that name. So to satisfy my curiousity, I walked closer to the woman and asked; “madam, why do u call this child degree”? The woman laughed and said “I sent her mother to the University and this is what she brought home…kikiki
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I still dont understand the use of
“ueue”
in Queue
–
It’s just a waste of alphabets
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A naked woman robbed a bank
none of the men remembers her face
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Live life today, yesterday is gone and tomorrow may never come
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Johnny was playing outside when he really had to go to the bathroom. He runs in and his grandma was about to take a shower. He looks at her crotch and says, “Whats that?” She says, “Well, it’s a beaver, Johnny.”
The next day the same thing happens, only his mom is taking the shower. He says, “Mom I know what that is🍑. It’s a beaver, but I think grandma’s is dead because it’s tongue is hanging out
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People who are just attracted to you bec. of
your pretty face or nice body won’t
be by your side forever ,
but the people who can see how
beautiful your heart is
will never leave you .
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A Sotho man, a Zulu man and a Venda man were lost in a forest and then captured by cannibals. The king of the cannibals told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step was to go deep into the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruits.
The three men went their separate ways to gather fruits.
The Zulu man came back and said to the king, “I brought 10 apples.” Then the king explained the trial to him, “You have to swallow the fruits without any expression on your face or you will be killed. The first apple went in, but on the second one, he winced out in pain, so he was killed.
The sotho man arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him, he thought to himself that this should be easy….1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 and on the ninth berry, he burst out in laughter and was killed.
The Sotho man and Zulu man met in heaven and the Zulu man asked, “Why did you laugh? You almost got away with the trial.”
The Sotho man replied, “I couldn’t help it, when I saw the Venda man coming with Watermelons!”
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Billions of trees in the world are accidentally planted by squirrels who bury nuts, then forget where they hide them: Do good and forget. It will grow some day.
Cleanse your heart daily with forgiveness. Avoid jealousy to keep yourself nourished always. Wear a smile to give your face a perfect glow.
Sprinkle yourself with love, it is the sweetest perfume.
Esther’s real name in the bible is Hadassah which means perfume. But when she became a slave they named her Esther which means hidden……But they didn’t know you cannot hide a perfume. No one can hide the potential God has deposited in you. May God bless you & help you bring out your potential to help others and your community at large.
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People are getting into Long distance relationships…
and I still wonder how should I say a proper ‘hi’ to a stranger girl ;_;
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Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went out looking for a bear. He soon found a huge bear, shot at it but only wounded it. The enraged bear charged toward him, he dropped his rifle and started running for the cabin as fast as he could. He ran pretty fast but the bear was just a little faster and gained on him with every step. Just as he reached the open cabin door, he tripped and fell flat. Too close behind to stop, the bear tripped over him and went rolling into the cabin. The man jumped up, closed the cabin door and yelled to his friend inside, “You skin this one while I go and get another one!”
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