I hate it when people see me at a shop but still ask me what am i doing. Then i Continue Reading..

My girlfriend just sent me a text message saying “hey babe if someone calls you and ask if I’m dating Continue Reading..

Dear Monday Would u please tell Tuesday to inform Wednesday that Thursday would like to see Friday on Saturday – Continue Reading..

The Idiot who inverted Mathematics just left us with more problems than solutions jerr,where did they bury that fool.?

After your roommate has passed away, how long do you have to wait before eating his/her grocery?

It’s Funny How your Parents Tell You It’s Their House🏠 . But Soon As Something Needs Cleaning . It Magically Continue Reading..

Am i the only one who thinks the phone rings a lot longer when you’re ignoring a call..??

Tjo! “You want your girlfriend to kill me ” this is how girls ask if you’ single