Some of you ladies also want to be loyal to your boyfriends but the economy doesn’t allow you

I used to think that people with big lips speaks in capital letters

In my wedding, any women who looks prettier than my wife, should be kicked out. I hate confusion.

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Next female to waste my time I’m biting her clit before I leave

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My relatives: When are you getting married? ~•~•~ Me: On my wedding day!

William Sexfear’s One Good Way To Reduce Alcohol Consumption Before Marriage – Drink Whenever You Are Sad After Marriage – Continue Reading..