People in relationships be like:
“Awww baby you make me so happy.”😍
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But the day they break up they be like:
“Finally happy.”
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People in relationships be like:
“Awww baby you make me so happy.”😍
~•~
But the day they break up they be like:
“Finally happy.”
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Sometimes we cant choose the music life gives us
but we can definitely choose how we dance.
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That awkward moment when U visit a doctor for an eye test
but the doctor pulls out HIV test Kit 😐😐
U be like “eix I forgot my Eye at home
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When you ignore Bae for one day… And you call her the next day and find out that she already had six miscarriages, three abortions and dumped five Boyfriend’s .!!!
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Women are like swimming pools never mind about who swam before you ,
who is swimming with you or
who will swim after you.
My brother just enjoy your swim
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Y did Santa put his Radio in d Refrigator? . .
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Think.. . . .
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He want to hear some cool Music..
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Saw a man standing on one leg at an ATM
Confused,i asked him what he was doing
He said, “just checking my balance ”
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Some boys be like
Body weight- 60kgs
Ego weight- 10001 kgs !
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Why are you still online at this time?
Sleep, witches are waiting for you they want to send you to Nigeria😾
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Don’t Be Angry When Your Girlfriend is
Acting Strange And Crazy..
These Humans Used To Talk To Dolls
And Fed Them “Real Food” Wena Chilla🙆
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GIRL: I want to show you something.
BOY: Okay.
GIRL: Can we go inside the bedroom?
BOY: (excited) sure, we can.
GIRL: Can I switch off the light?
BOY: Go on.
GIRL: Can I close the curtains and
windows?
BOY: (very excited) Fast!
GIRL: Can I lock the door?
BOY: Wow! Yea immediately!
GIRL: I’m done, come closer.
BOY: Here I am (this will be amazing).
GIRL: I want to show you that my
watch has a light, you can use it to
check the time in darkness
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Teacher: tell 1 to 10 count
Student: 1,2,3,4,5,7,8,9,10
Teacher: where is six
Student: Sir was telling in TV that 6 deaths in swine flu
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They said trust nobody but you have trust one…..
faith included
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What did the boy say when he saw his dog on in the hot burning sun? HOTDOG!!
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To Those Who Were Broken In The Form Of Love:
“I have no idea how much it hurts for you, being left out by the person whom you’ve dreamt and planned your future with. Neither have I the idea of what other things are circulating through your mind, except of one— you still want to get that person back in your life, even if it hurts you too much. Because you still think that person was destined for you, and the one you prayed for despite what he/she already did to you.
Don’t you think it’s too unfair? There you are, still covered with a mask of loneliness and can’t breathe properly at your confined space. While the person who hurt you, is probably happy somewhere now and has no concern about how you feel.
And who’s fault it is? You. That person may be responsible for the pain, but the aftermath of it are already your choices.
Honey, sometimes, you need to let things go, in order for them to be in their rightful places and also you. We have to embrace the reality that some people were just meant to us pass by, to teach us a remarkable lessons.
Lastly, conserve yourself for the one who’ll truly love you and remember that you were not born for only the purpose of loving those who’ve hurt you, so move forward. You have a long way to go, but just like any other journey that accompanied with pain— at the end, it’ll all be worth it.”
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That’s How Lazy Boyfriends Stays at home
doing Nothing!. .
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I Helped my Neighbour to carry a 20litre
bucket full of water up to 4th floor . .,She
was like. .”Thanks a lot. Mr Rainbow Just Put
it down there at the door. . ‘My Boyfriend is
inside He will come and carry it”
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I took It Back Downstairs and kick that
bucket with my Boots
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