Difference between a beautiful night and a horror night.
Beautiful night is,
When you hug your teddy bear and sleep.
Horror night is,
When your teddy bear hugs you BACK.

I am a 30 year old single guy, hard working and self motivated.

Am seriously looking for a beautiful,black and strong
Laptop to buy.

Hey, if u are reading this and u are feeling depressed, angry, sad, heartbroken etc…
I just want to tell u that I don’t care!!
Thanks!

Refusing to send Transport Money has made some guys👮 to lose their future wives👧. My brother, Be wise and send that money now

a frend asked a frend: “Ndoda how do i know if my woman is a virgin?”

frend relpied: “just before you have sex with her, show her yo ‘THING’ and ask her what it is. if she says its a PENIS then she is a virgin, if she says ita aCOCK then u know she has been around for a long time”

the frend followed the frend’s advice ans showed his new galfriend his THING and asked what it was. She rerplied tht it was a PENIS.

“Phew!” the man sighed, “I thot u were going to say its a COCK!”
Galfrend: “Of course not, a COCK is twice bigger”

Dear Skinny Girls . Stop taking Naked pictures and call them Nud3s . Call them “Noodles”

A beer company was hiring a taster, someone to taste the beers
before selling out. So they placed adverts and one afternoon, a dirty, rough looking man walked into the manager’s office asking to be employed.

The manager tried to figure out how he could drive this man away but couldn’t come up with an idea, so he decided to give the man a trial. He ordered his secretary to give the man a glass of wine. He took a sip and said, “It’s red wine, a muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers.”
“That’s correct!” The manager exclaimed, “Well give him another one let’s see.” So he was given. He took a sip again and said, “It’s burukutu, a combination of herbs and apeteshi distilled at Akokoaso near New Abirem in Eastern Region of Ghana 3 years ago” “Incredible!” said the manager.

Now the manager went closer to the secretary and whispered to her saying, “Go get some of your urine in a cup let’s see if he will get that.” So the man was given the cup of urine. He took a sip, turned to the manager and said, “Female urine, 26 years old, 2 weeks pregnant and if I’m not given this job, sir, I will tell your wife who is responsible for the pregnancy!” both the man and the secretary fainted..😁😳✌

Don’t laugh alone put a smile on someone’s face by sending it.