Mom: I love you son..
Son: I disagree a little but I love you too..
Mom: Why son😢?..
Son: Why give birth to me knowing that I’ll die?
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Men lie too much
Imagine a guy without international passport telling you
bb u are the most beautiful girl in the whole world
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Bus drivers should stop this nonsense of moving a bus
before a person sits!
One ugly girl nearly kissed me in the bus today
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I really struggle with being lazy…I say to myself,
“Should I sit down and do nothing or
should I lie down and do nothing?”
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Argument wins the situation
but loses the person.
So never argue with your loved ones; because the situation is not important
than Your Loved Ones.
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Santa Calls The Help Desk To Complain About Computer Problem.
Santa: “When I Type Computer Password, It Just Shows Star Star Star Star, What Is That Joke?”
Help Desk: “Dear, Those Stars Are To Protect You, So That If A Person Standing Behind, He Can’t Read Your Password”
Santa: “Yeah Okay, But Stars Appear Even When There Is No One Standing Behind Me“
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U call me with a private number and you expect me to speak first?..
We will do the breathing competition until your airtime is finished
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I paid R4000 entrance fee at the zoo
but they don’t allow me to hug a Lion
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A newly married husband saved
his wife’s number on his mobile
as “MY LIFE”.
After 1 year of marriage he
changed the number to “MY
WIFE”. After 2 years of marriage
he
changed the number to “HOME”.
After 5 years of marriage he
changed the number to “HITLER”.
After 10 years of marriage he
changed the number to “WRONG
NUMBER”.
What name do you think he will
save the wife’s number with
after 15years…….?
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Guys, could you please stop praying in English. 😂 😂 😂
.
Because there’s something happening. All the blessings are going to white people. 💖
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Impossible only means you haven’t found the solution yet.
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No one cheats more than a guy who always say the problem is that u don’t trust me
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To all the girls who were told by the prophet that you will get married in 2018, you have 15 days left.
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The beef is still on between certify and satisfy in Saps stations as we speak.
Even the police officers dont know which is which.
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If we do not plant Seeds in the Land, it automatically fills the Land with Unwanted Grass.
Similarly if we do not fill Positive notes in our Mind, automatically Negative Thoughts will crop up.
Always think Positive.
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INSPECTOR : Good afternoon sir, may I see your TV licence?
Thami : I don’t have a TV, that means I don’t have a licence.
INSPECTOR : But I saw an aerial on top of your rooftop?
Thami : Inspector please come in.
(Thami opens the fridge and points to the jar of milk)
Thami : Inspector, what is this?
INSPECTOR : How can you ask me such a silly question, it’s a jar of milk.
Thami : Does that mean I have cows in my yard?!
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One word for Thami
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