I’m not good in maths but tell me that u are preg, I will count the days we last had s**, count how many strokes I did, count how many minutes we did per round and even count how many steps you took coming to my place😂
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Another weekend is passing by, Your friends are getting married
nd you are still there claiming that all Men are player’s..
Keep waiting You will marry the referee
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Her: “Can a pregnancy drink beer if nine months is not arrived?”
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Me: “Forget about the beer, this type of English can cause miscarriage!”
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Don’t let your ears hear
what your eyes didn’t see,
and don’t let your mouth say
what your heart doesn’t feel.
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Have you ever looked at somebody’s really good looking and be like: “Nah, you too nice for me, you gonna give me stress..!”
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Telling a lie
Telling a Lie is a
sin for a child,
fault for an adult,
an art for a lover,
a profession for a lawyer,
a requirement for a politician,
a management tool for a Boss,
an accomplishment for a bachelor,
an excuse for a Subordinate
&
A matter of survival for a Married Man.
😂😜
Am done
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What is “Aloe vera”…
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It’s a Punjabi sister,brother offering,
something to his elder brother!
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i Hate Seeing My Girl Cry ,
That’s Why i Have A Password On My Phone. ..
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Women live a Better, Longer &
Peaceful Life, as compared to men.
WHY?
A very INTELLIGENT man replied:
Women don’t have a wife!
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Hard work …
Big dream.
A fixed topic In everyone’s life
Is TENSION
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The worst feeling in the world is when you still want to HOLD ON..
but, GIVING UP is the only choice you have.
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Hey there✋comedians, we bring to you the Top10Jokes challenge.
Drop your best jokes😂🔥.Then thina we’ll post ones the best
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why do you have your destiny..
Learning from the sea,
who is a find stone for hitting..!
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Sometimes its easier to say that you dont care
than to explain all the reasons why you still do.
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Dad: Who do you like more ,Mum o Dad?
Son:Both
Dad:Ok if i go to America and your mum goes to Paris ,where will you go.
Son: Paris.
Dad: Dat means you like your mum more? Son:No ,that means i like Paris Dad: Ok if i go to Paris and your mum goes to America ,where will you go?
Son: America.
Dad: (Angry) Why! ?
Son: ‘cos l’ve been to Paris before. Dad: (angry) when did you go to Paris ? Son : in the first question you asked.
One word for the boy?
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If you are reading this….have a blessed😍, wonderful😊 and glorious😘 night.
Be Protected and blessed
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