Meanwhile At The ATM 👇

– Me : Are You The Last Person On The Queue ?
– Her : i Have A Boyfriend

I want someone to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone..!

Girl:Nice mobile,
Where did u buy?
Boy:I won dis in a running race
Girl: Wow Awesome…How many persons participated?
Boy:MOBILE OWNER, POLICE & ME

Have you been so close to someone
but you were never in a relationship and
when both stopped talking,
it felt like a breakup?

A couple had a quarrel one evening. When it was time to sleep, the man lay on the floor while the lady slept on the bed. Later into the night, the husband had an erection, he then held his small man and said “you better sleep, didn’t you see that I quarreled with her?”

The lady replied:

“don’t involve everybody in our quarrels, the case is between you and I, don’t involve him. Allow him to come and play with his friend”

The boy is asking the old man:

– If you could give me just one advice, what that would be?
– OK, son. Remember this: if you have plans to change the world, do it now, while you are single. Once you are married, you cannot even change the TV channel.

Mom: Go Wash The Dishes
Me: WTF
Mom: Excuse Me
Me: Where’s The Fatuku

[Dear Ladies💕]
Have you noticed that a Man becomes boring after refusing to send you money? 💁
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Like everything he says after that is nonsense.

Most relationships are psychological:
One partner is ‘Psycho’ and the Other one is ‘Logical’…💑
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Be honest which one are you? 💁

All slim girls please gather here, I need a new broom.

A teacher was teaching opposite words and
pointed to Nyaaa to stand up and answer some questions
Teacher:what is the opposite of Good?
Nyaa :bad
Teacher:Come
nyaa:Go
Teacher:Ugly
Nyaa:sexy
Teacher:you’re wrong!
Nyaaa:you’re wright
Teacher:shut up!
nyaaa:keep talking
Teacher:Ok,now stop!
Nyaa:Ok now carry on
Teacher:Get out of my class
Nyaa:come in my class
Teacher:Oh my God!
Nyaa:Oh my devil!
Teacher:you have Failed!
Nyaa:i have passed!

*A man can stay with an unemployed wife for twenty years and still be happy.*
*But if a woman works for five days the whole community will know about the unemployed husband.*