They way some girls love Guys with cars,
they can tell which car you Drive from the
sound of your keys in your pocket…
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Dating a guy on social media without seeing each other
is like having a spiritual husband!
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TEACHER : “what is half of 8 ?”
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JOHNNY-“Horizontally or vertically?
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TEACHER-“What do you mean?”
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JOHNNY-“Horizontaly, half of 8 is 0 but vertically half of 8 is 3”.
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While seryoaong eats boknoy and Mary of lomi.
Mary: babe, I have something to say to you.
Boknoy: babe, later. Can you?
Mary: Okay, babe.
– after meals
Boknoy: babe, what are you going to tell me a while ago?
Mary: Ah, your lomi because babe has a cockroach.
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What The Heck Does The “z” In “LOLZ” Mean?😟
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“Laugh Out Loud Zebras?”
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Lord I bless Your name for the lives of
all the friends You have given me.
Thank You.
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Bath!! All of you
It’s important when leaving a taxi
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I’m One of those who Get Nervous
Before Saying “Short Left” In Taxi.
I Even Practice It 3 Times In My Head
Before Saying It Out Loud.
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A couple both aged 37 went 2 a sex therapist’s office. The DR asked, what cn I do 4 u? The man said “will u watch us hv sex? The Dr looked puzzled but agreed. Wen de couple finished having intercourse the Dr said”there’s nothing wrong with de way u hv intercourse and charged them R250. This happened several weeks in a row, the couple cud make an appointment and hv intercourse with no problems,pay the Dr and leave. FINALLY the Dr asked”Just exactly what r u trying 2 find out?”. The man said”we r nt trying 2 find out anything. She’s is married and we cnt go 2 her house.I’m married so we can’t go 2 my house. At the guest house they charge R650, the hotel charges R800. We do it here for R250 and I claim it back frm Medical Aid!
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On my way to Cape Town✈ for a funeral😢
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I don’t know who died guys😕…
But the way im gonna cry😢…I’ve got my own problems
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Let them hate me for This…
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Problem ka rona Matjita We don’t appreciate our Girlfriends, We don’t care, We are not there, We don’t Value them. We only care and see gore ba important fa ba tsamaile.
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When they are with us, We don’t see gore they deserve us and our time. We don’t care gore ba ntse jwang,We don’t care gore Tsatsi la Bona Le jwang Or ba robetse jang.
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We only check them Fela when We want to eat them.. We only act like We care when they are with us opening their legs. :😭😭
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When We are done, We careless and give them less attention. :😭
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We Spend more time le ditsala tsa rona more then them, We praise Banyana ba bangwe more then our Girlfriends. We make Other Boyfriends Girlfriends feel loved and Special re lebala ka Banyana Ba rona.
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We disrespect them re kgatlhisa ditsala,We beat them showing Batho, Pulling them ka Meriri infront of People acting tough.. Hurting their feelings now and then. :
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Rona Matjita ra Tlhanya😑😑
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When your Girlfriend needs you ga oyo, when she wants to text with you ga oyo, you give Her empty promises always, you Turn Her down, you make Her feel unwanted,you make Her feel like she’s not good enough for wena even when she tries so hard to show you gore wao rata Because wena gaona nako le ene onale nako le Banyana Ba Batho.
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You even feel bad showing Off your Girlfriend because she’s “random”..Mare when You want Her at Night she’s not “Random”..from emoticon
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Matjita ra Flopa and I know they will hate me for saying this Mare I don’t care, Le Kanna lang Nnja Ka meno..😌
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A RABBIT runs, jumps and lives for only
9-12 years while a TORTOISE doesn’t
attempt any of such activities but lives for
100-150 years or more?
LESSON: Exercise is a lie. Laziness is the key.
Just relax!!!
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I didnt know that Being Kind is really bad,I mean I work as a bus driver ,So I was busy collect people along the way,so to my surprised A blind man was standing So I asked why is the poor man standing,I was told the bus is full so I had to give him my chair,Now I got fired from work,Should I take dem to CCMA or …😭😭😭😭😭🤷🏽♂🤷🏽♂🤷🏽♂
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You are every reason, every hope and every dream I’ve ever had, and no matter what happens to us in the future, everyday we are together is the greatest day of my life.
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2018 Has Proven To Us All That Sometimes
Things Won’t Get Better ✋ ,
They Will Just Keep Getting Worse And Worse!!
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– Parents These Days Can’t Control Their Kids in Public ✋ ..
All My Mom Had To Do is To Look At Me A Certain Way
And i Would Get it Together
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