Some girls they will spend the whole time
in a relationship trying to catch a nigga
cheating instead of being happy..!!

Fake Friends will buy
you alcohol and keep
job opportunities for
themselves .chose
wisely ‘D

When you look at bae, do you now believe in the saying:
“Dreams do come true” or the one that says:
“To be happy accept what life gives you”..??

In a clinic you will que until
you forget what your sickness is

Two couples were playing poker one evening. Jim accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed Lee’s wife, Sue, wasn’t wearing any underwear. Shocked by this, Jim upon trying to sit back up again, hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced.

Later, Jim went to the kitchen to get some refreshments. Lee’s wife, Sue, followed and asked, ‘Did you see anything that you like under there?’

Surprised by her boldness, Jim admitted that, he did.

Sue said, ‘Well, you can have it but it will cost you $250.’

Jim confirmed that he is very interested. Sue told him that since her husband Lee played golf Friday afternoons and Jim didn’t, Jim should be at her house around 2 p.m. Friday afternoon.

When Friday rolled around, Jim showed up at Lee’s house at 2 p.m. sharp and after paying Sue the agreed sum, they went to the bedroom, and Sue gave him a flipping great time. Jim quickly dressed and left.

As usual, Lee came home from golf at 6 p.m. and upon arriving, asked his wife: ‘Did Jim come by the house this afternoon?’

With a lump in her throat Sue answered, ‘Why yes, he did stop by for a few minutes this afternoon.’ Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband curtly asked, ‘Did he give you $250?

Sue, using her best poker face, replied, ‘Well, yes, in fact he did.’

Lee, with a satisfied look on his face, continued, ‘Good. He came by the golf club this morning and borrowed $250 from me. He promised he’d stop by this afternoon and pay it back.’

Now THAT, my friends, is how poker should be played…

You don’t know happiness until
your mother is in charge of food
and drinks at a ceremony

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper so I would
be in your hands all day.
Husband: Really! but you probably did not
realize that I am not reading the same
newspaper each day! but a new one
everyday