TEACHER : “what is half of 8 ?”
.
JOHNNY-“Horizontally or vertically?
.
TEACHER-“What do you mean?”
.
JOHNNY-“Horizontaly, half of 8 is 0 but vertically half of 8 is 3”.
Related Posts
A girl at a bus stop spotted a handsome man and without hesitation went to him and said ” you Continue Reading..
Imagine disliking me and knowing you’ll have to sit back and watch me flourish for the rest your life..! ☝😎 Continue Reading..
I don’t trust girls who visit me with Large Handbags. I once lost a Fridge, Washing Machine and my brother
Why I Fired My Secretary I woke up early, feeling depressed because it was my birthday, and I thought,”I’m another Continue Reading..
*Dating a girl with a big head isn’t a problem. The problem is, when she wants to lie on your Continue Reading..
WHEN I WAS YOUNG I’d put my arms in my shirt 👕 and told people I lost my arms💪 • Continue Reading..
I went to a restaurant. It was full; no place to sit… I took out my mobile, Placed it to Continue Reading..
A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer Continue Reading..
