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I have many problems in my life.
But my lips don’t know about those problems.
They always SMILE

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I will never in my life fight with
anybody when there is no third
party to separate us.
| almost died yesterday

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Don’t let yourself be controlled by these 3 things.
Your past, people & money.

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There was one boi called emenike he is a servant
Very dutiful and also dirty. One day when he is serving his boss a bowl of soup with his hand inside the soup. His boss controlled his anger and then confronted him.
“Emenike ur fingers are in my soup said by the boss”
Emenike replied, don’t worry my boss the soup is not hot.

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Quinton:Bro your girlfriend looks so ugly 😂
●Jabu:So😏?
Quinton:How can you love someone so ugly🤔?
●Jabu:look bro,I have two Ten rands.One looks good and the other one looks ugly,will the value of the ugly Ten rand change in the market because it’s ugly😏?
●Quinton:No🙄
●Jabu:well,so it’s the same thing with people😔.it’s not about the looks bro💔it’s about the value they hold in your life🤷‍♂️.

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[Dear Ladies]
Sometimes you just gotta tell your Man:
”Never mind my other man will do it”..!

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No Man can stand a disrespectful woman no
matter how beautiful she is…Never
I told her I don’t have my wallet with me
And she said I should borrow money from her and buy ice cream for her

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Dating a zcc girl is not a problem, problem starts
when she sends you nudes with a badge on her
bra

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Sometimes people thousands of miles away from you
can make you feel better than people right besides you.

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If u see guards guarding any goverment building during working hours,
tell them the thieves are already inside

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Fool me once, shame on you.
Fool me six times, The Fast and the Furious 6

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All vendas were born cute it’s just that their
language squeeze their face

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Doctor: I have bad news and good news…so which one do u wanna hear first?😑
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Rich: bad news
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Doctor: there’s no cure✋ for your disease…We have to cut your legs😮
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Rich: Oh God!😤…and the good news?
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Doctor: the patient next to u, wants to buy your shoes

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THIS IS NOT A SCAM
If u are 21 and older and want to earn 3000 up to 15000 a month,
start looking for a job

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We must use English the way White people use our languages…
Is you hears me now?

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