When short people smoke weed they don’t get high, they get medium.

Kikuyu ladies dont catch feelings, they cash feelings…. if u cant handle them leave them a loan

Women Have This Hidden Talent Called ” Let me make him upset today ”

If bae doesn’t check up on u for 8+ hours just move on with ur lyf “IT,S OVER”

When you are broke, no one takes you seriously. Even dogs don’t bark at you when you pass by!!!

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