Crushes are more beautiful
than affairs because there is no responsibility,
no worry, no commitment.
Just look at your crush and smile like an idiot.
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Indian movies are so fake; I started dancing at the market today
but nobody joined me.
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“Millions of people have decided not to be sensitive. They have grown thick skins around themselves just to avoid being hurt by anybody. But it is at great cost. Nobody can hurt them, but nobody can make them happy either
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How to keep a woman:
1. Be honest.
2. Stay loyal.
3. Make efforts.
Because women value honesty more than anything else, appreciate a man’s loyalty more than his looks, and looks for efforts to know if the guy is really serious.
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Motivating when you are no longer have courage
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The power of l am sorry
If you wish to live long, don’t joke with this short sentence, l am sorry. Do you know how many people had gone to early graves because they had ignored or neglected the therapeutic power of l am sorry.
A single sorry can stop a war, and prevent millions of people from perishing.
Most of the troubles in homes are heightened because wives are too big to say l am sorry to their husbands and you can trust the ego the husbands to say the same thing to their wives.
Quarrels linger between friends because no part wants to say l am sorry. Each says or asks why should l be the first to say l am sorry. He or she will beat his or her chest and utter the ego phrase, a whole me!.
Ladies and gentlemen welcome to the world where to say lam sorry is a hard nut to crack while curses are easily unleashed.
Welcome to the world where people refer to a person who says l am sorry in the midst of a rift as a weaker sex, one who is not mature enough or one who is foolish.
Welcome to Africa where saying l am sorry is tough than forcing a donkey through a needle hole.
All of us are victims of this discussion, we have lost assets, money even lives because of avoidance of this cheap short sentence, l am sorry . It simply cost a simple breath of speech.
Have you ever wondered why domestic violence is less in western countries? It’s simply because they understand the efficiency of the phrase l am sorry .
Husbands say it to their wives and children, wives do the same, life goes on.
This is a piece of encouragement, cultivate a culture of saying l am sorry. It is difficult but easily available and affordable. Take away your ego enjoy life.
I am sorry if you didn’t like this teaching.
Be blessed abundantly.
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I’ve just met a fat police woman how does it come honestly to qualify there
you have to gym hard is SAPS for KFC or government am just confused
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I like to make people laugh. If I don’t make you laugh,
remember I said ‘people’ not animals
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You visit your ex and she bring you foods…boom the dog jump in you and you be like this dog like visitors neh…only to find that you are eating in its plate!!!!
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Dnt hide yourselves When u see us at clinic
we are all sick no1 goes there to withdraw money
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If you want someone to listen to you,
start the conversation with
“I shouldn’t be telling you this but..”
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Dating a virgin is funny
You touch her nose then…
she be like “bae im afraid i will get pregnant”
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You’re single do you want to know why?
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You’re ugly my friend
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Move On, Someone better is waiting for YOU.
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New York is 3 hours ahead of California but it does not mean that California is slow, or that New York is fast. Both are working based on their own “Time Zone.”
Some one is still single. Someone got married and ‘waited’ 10 years before having a child. There is another who had a baby within a year of marriage.
Someone graduated at the age of 22, yet waited 5 years before securing a good job; and there is another who graduated at 27 and secured employment immediately !
Someone became CEO at 25 and died at 50 while another became a CEO at 50 and lived to 90 years.
Everyone works based on their ‘Time Zone’,
People can have things worked out only according to their pace.
Work in your “time zone”.
Your Colleagues, friends, younger ones might “seem” to go ahead of you.
May be some might “seem” behind you.
Everyone is in this world running their own race on their own lane in their own time.Time is the difference. Obama retires at 55, Trump resumes at 70
Don’t envy them or mock them, it’s their ‘Time Zone.’
You are in yours!
Hold on, be strong, and stay true to yourself. All things shall work together for your good.
You’re not late … You are not early … you’re very much On time!😊👍stay blessed.
You Are In Your Time Zone….🌐Good day
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*Sweet mistake*
I wanted to send sms to my wife dat ‘I love you’.
I mistakenly sent it to my landlady. She responded “I’ve been holding myself for too long, I love you too. Please kindly stop paying rent.”
..What should I do?
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