Beauty doesn’t last forever but a beautiful personality does.
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A woman goes to Spain to attend a 2-week, company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.
The wife answers: “Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?”
The husband laughs and says: “A Spanish girl!”
The woman kept quiet and left.
Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks:
“So, honey, how was the trip?”
“Very good, thank you.”
“And, what happened to my present?”
“Which present?” She asked.
“The one I asked for – a Spanish girl!!”
“Oh, that,” she said “Well, I did what I could; now we’ll have to wait for a few months to see if it is a boy or a girl!”
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Never introduce yourself to a lifestyle you can’t afford. Remember you have a life to live NOT a community to impress..!
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Its so easy to play with someone feelings, so easy to fool someone, so easy to make someone cry. But it’s so hard if you are the one who’s played with, fooled and the one who cried.
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Son: Dad, my assignment is difficult
Dad: why is your assignment?
Son: what is the pencil in English?
Father: Okay? It’s quick, okay, okay, I’ll see you again what is your assignment again
Son: what is the pencil in English?
Father: Ah, what child hm “Mongle”
Son: Okay? Mongolian ” my classmate said, he said.
Father: Okay? I know I really miss a pencil.
My child: he said he said
Dad: ah maybe an eraser
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Those nights when you can’t sleep you just might be in someone elses dreams.
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A Farmer Instead Of Keeping Scare Crow In His Farm Kept The Photo Of Rajnikant.
Can You Imagine What Happened?
Birds Were Bringing Back Grains Taken Last Year.
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Never tell your problems to anyone…
20% don’t care and the other 80% are glad you have them.
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Tonight is the longest night of the year,
its sad you gonna spend it alone 😔
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If she complains about you coming late at night respect her
and come back early tomorrow morning
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Don’t Judge A Person By What Others Say. The Person May Be True To You But Not To Others, Coz The Same Sun Which Melts The Ice, Hardens The Clay Too
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A girl who is always online is a girl who’s always indoors🙈 ,she acts bitchy on Facebook but in reality ba loyal,Thats a girl who has no friends but hated by many people😢 and only dates 1 guy, a girl who does not party every weekend🍻🍺 but drinks on special occasions….Big up 2 u ladies
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It’s now 7 months since I joined the gym and nothing has changed.
Maybe it’s time I go there personally and find out what’s wrong😢
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Your salary is not a bribe to make you forget your dreams. Your salary can help you fund your dreams. Use it wisely.
Good Morning
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Refusing to send Transport Money has made some guys👮 to lose their future wives👧. My brother, Be wise and send that money now
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