Walking with your hands in mine and mine in yours,
that’s exactly where I want to be always.
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Arthur Ashe, The Legendary Wimbledon Player was dying of AIDS …..which he got due to Infected Blood he received during a Heart Surgery in 1983!
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He received letters from his fans, one of which conveyed: “Why did God have to select you for such a bad disease??”
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To this; Arthur Ashe replied: >>>>>>>>>>
50 Million children started playing Tennis,
5 Million learnt to play Tennis,
500 000 learnt Professional Tennis,
50 Thousand came to Circuit,
5 Thousand reached Grandslam,
50 reached Wimbledon,
4 reached the Semifinals,
2 reached the Finals and
when I was holding the cup in my hand,
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I never asked God “Why Me?”
So now that I’m in pain how can I ask God “Why Me?”
In life, things work out for our own good, but sometimes they do not. When things are bad we tend to ignore all the good things God has done for us and we focus on the one unfortunate even that we facing. Lets always count our blessings, the situation could have been worse for us, but God has been with us from the day of birth!
Enjoy your day and stay blessed. We love you all.
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I have learned that just because two people argue, doesn’t mean they don’t love eachother. And just because they don’t argue, it doesn’t mean they do love eachother.
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Never ask for smile, just give it.
Never expect love from others ,
just love them…
Never say I can’t live without you,
just say I live for ” you”.
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A female class teacher was having a problem with a boy in her class in Grade 3.
The boy said, “Madam, I should be in Grade 4.
I am smarter than my sister & she’s in Grade 4”.
The Madam had heard enough and took the boy to the principal.
The principal decided to test the boy with some questions from Grade 4.
Principal: What is 3+3?
Boy: 6.
Principal: 6+6.
Boy: 12.
The boy got all the questions right.
The principal told the Madam to send the boy to Grade 4 immediately.
The Madam decided to ask her own questions and the principal agreed.
Madam: What does a cow have 4 of that I have only 2?
Boy: Legs.
Madam: What is in your trousers that I don’t have?
Boy: Pockets.
Madam: What starts wit a C and ends with T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?
Boy: Coconut.
Madam: What goes in hard & then comes out soft & sticky?
The principal’s eyes opened really wide, but before he could stop the answer, the boy was taking charge
Boy: Bubble gum.
Madam: You stick your pole inside me. You tie me down to get me up, I get wet before you do.
Boy: Tent.
The principal was looking restless
Madam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you are bored. The best man always has me first?.
Boy: Wedding ring.
Madam: I come in many sizes. When I’m not well, I Drip. When you blow me, you feel good?
Boy: Nose.
Madam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates, I come with a quiver.
Boy: Arrow.
Principal: O MY GOD.
Madam: What starts with ‘F’ and ends wit a ‘K’ and if you don’t get it, you’ve to use your hand?
Boy: Fork.
Madam: What is it that all men have, it’s longer in some men than others, the Pope doesn’t use his and a man gives it to his wife after marriage?
Boy: Surname.
Principal: Ohooo !
Madam: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles with a lot of veins like pumpkin and is responsible for making love?
Boy: Heart.
Principal: Eeeeeh ! The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the Madam,
“Send this bloody boy to the university. I myself got all the answers wrong!”
DO YOU THINK THE HEADMASTER WAS RIGHT…?
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There are 6 types of men in South African
1. Tsonga men
They have 1 wife and 1 girlfriend but they love their wife more .
2. Pedi men
They have 1 wife and 1 girlfriend but they love their girlfriend more.
3. Xhosa Men
They have 1 wife and 4 girlfriends but they love Alcohol most.
4. Venda Men
They have 1 wife and 2 girlfriends, but they love their daughters most.
5.Sotho Men
They have 1 wife and 3 girlfriends but they love their neighbors wives.(especially Ndebele Men)
And the best one. —
6. Zulu Men
They have 4 wives and 1 girlfriend. But they love their cattle most.
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If it’s destroying you then
it isn’t love, my dear.
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You want & you get, that’s LUCK
you want & you wait, that’s TIME
you want but you compromise, that’s LIFE
And you want & you wait & you don’t compromise that’s LOVE.
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The best gift you can give to someone is your time.
Because you give them somothing you can never get back.
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Some Girls be like: “I can’t date a broke guy” but if you can see their bedrooms, even Responsible Rats🐀🐁 will not live there..!
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“I DON DIE”
Is when u r oweing your landlord house rent for one year, and u go to the eatery and snap yourself when u are eating fried with chicken, and you come online and write, feeling rich with your landlord and 52 others
My brother better apply in the eatery, don’t come back to that house again
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Behind every Successful Man there is a Woman 🙂
Behind every successful Woman there is a Man too,
It’s her Dad
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If a girl is talking to your man she is not the problem, he is. The fact that other girls feel so welcomed reflects on how your man acts behind your back.
You can’t get mad at another female for not staying in her lane if your man hasn’t defined a lane for her to stay..!!
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it’s better to be disliked for who you are,
than liked for who you pretend to be!
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Someone asked me “What’s your dream besides being successful ?” And I said..😫
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“My dream is to wake up next to two Beautiful girls. One will say “Good morning Bae.”😊
The other will say “Good morning Dad.
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– Private Hospital: Good Day Sir ☺😊 , How You Doing Today ? 🔥♥
– Public Hospital: And Then You??
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