A lot of people are afraid to say what they want. That’s why they don’t get what they want.💛
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2⃣. 💜Yes, everything happens for a reason. But don’t use that as an excuse as to why you make stupid decisions.💜
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3⃣. 💚Life is too precious & too short to sit around regretting lost opportunities

Being famous on social media is like being rich on monopoly,
its not real calm down..!

Married men should be provided with uniforms…
The ring💍is not enough!

If Animal Have Facebook.

These Are Most Likely To Be Their Status.

Cockroach: “Managed To Skip From Someone’s Foot Step Man, I Lead A Dangerous Life Style”

Cat: “My Seventh Child Is Asking Who Is Her Father? What Should I Tell Her? I Don’t Even Remember”

Chicken: “If Tomorrow I Am Not Updating My Status. Means I Am Being Served At Kfc Love You All?”

Octopus: “I Have Just Refilled My Ink Hurrrrrrraaaayyy”

Goat: “Friends, Don’t Go Outside, Eid Holiday Is Coming“

During a lesson, gombe yawns extremely wide(Ku ahlamula).
The teacher tries to make a joke, “gombe, don’t swallow me.”
gombe replies, “Don’t worry ma, I don’t eat goat meat.

Mother to son
“Hey you child I’m warning you,
if you fall down from that tree and break both your legs
don’t come running to me”.

An 8-year old girl went to the
office with her father on ‘Take
Your Daughter to Work Day’. As
they were walking around the
office, the young girl starting
crying and getting very cranky, her
father asked what was wrong with
her.
As the staff gathered round she
sobbed loudly, Daddy, where are
all the clowns that you said that
you worked with?

My grandmother is going around telling people that I fix phones
just because I removed her phone from silent

*People are wicked. My neighbour lost a goat and I am hearing that he has traveled to Malawi without even asking me. Is that how we solve things.*

My crush visited me to my house for the
first time , just when she saw my soap she
started crying, I asked her what’s
wrong then she replied “Your soap
reminds me of my Lost MTN sim card”

Doctor: Can I help you
patient: yes doctor. I have a really bad memory.
doctor: how bad is it?
patient: how bad is what?

Sometimes you don’t need a goal in life,
you don’t need to know the big picture.
you just need to know what you’re going to do next!