Ladies it’s 2019 Now if Your Man Cheats Take Him To Town,
Give Him Your Hand Bag To Hold,
Then Shout Thieffff!…They Will Deal With Him
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Ladies it’s 2019 Now if Your Man Cheats Take Him To Town,
Give Him Your Hand Bag To Hold,
Then Shout Thieffff!…They Will Deal With Him
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No machine cleans a room faster than a Guy expecting a girl
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Never stop believing. Magic is just science we don’t understand.
Every original idea was considered insanity at first.
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In Order to have a Girlfriend Nowadays My Broda you must be Alright Physically,Emotionally,Mentally ,Kissically,Motorcally and Walletically
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Bath!! All of you
It’s important when leaving a taxi
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My eyes know that I’m not perfect match for her but my heart has on eyes, no ears, so it’s beating for her.
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When two ppl take a pic wearing the same
clothes …I know…they went for the
buy one get one free special
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Life is a journey…..
we all need to walk with our God through ot all.
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If I make u lough and happy more than ur boyfriend does ……
Leave him and come where u belong
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Got so broke one time that when
my chick came over I stole R80 from her purse
and gave her that same R80 for taxi fare
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I PREFER TO BE a TAIL OF a lion
THAN THE HEAD OF A rat
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Life is all about making choices. Always do your best to make the right ones, and always do your best to learn from the wrong ones.
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Life is too short make sure you have a
personal relationship with God
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After high school, I decided to try to go to Medical School. At the entrance, we were asked to re-arrange the letters:-
*PNEIS*
to form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when active.
Those who wrote spine are now professional doctors while the rest of us who wrote what you thought about before you saw spine are now WhatsApp groups and Facebook group admins
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When you’re mad and wanna slam
your bedroom door but it’s a curtain..
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Dad: Son, I want you to marry a girl
of my choice.
Son: No.
Dad: The girl is Bill Gate’s daughter.
Son: Okay then!
Dad goes to Bill Gate.
Dad: I want your daughter to marry
my son.
Bill Gates: No.
Dad: My son is the CEO of the world’s greatest bank.
Bill Gates: Okay then!
Dad goes to the CEO of the world’s greatest bank.
Dad: Make my son the CEO.
CEO: No.
Dad: My son is the son-in-law of Bill
Gates.
CEO: Okay then!
This is BUSINESS!!!
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