The Bitter Comments i See On Best Couples Spotted in South Africa 😕😒 … Hmmm , Sometimes i Just Feel Like i Can inbox Some People And Say ” i Know We Don’t Know Each Other But is Everything Okay At Home?

There I was, proposing Love to this girl when the stupid girl asked me if I don’t have a girlfriend….

My sister, Have you ever seen anyone going to buy clothes naked?

Nobody is hating on you, people are busy, we are busy,
you should get busy too and stop having imaginary haters.

After sex🍆🍑….

Girl: babie i need iphone 7 or samsung galaxy s8 edge….

Me: it was just sex so stop acting like you gave me your kidney!!!

😂😂😂men can be rude sometimes

The awkward moment when you have crunchy food in a room full of silent people.

I entered the hospital wearing headsets and
i heard this other granny saying
the doctor has arrived referring to me

Bofebe is Not A Profession Ladies
Go To Shoprite And Drop Ur Cv They Take
Everyone, even those With Ugly Eyebrows

*Here is the official letter that all men must send their female partner by the latest June 13, 2018*

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Dear Sweetheart;

The FIFA World Cup begins on the 14th of June.

During this period I won’t have a lot of time for you. It’s not that I’m cheating or no longer wish to be with you, but I will have to make ever effort to watch every single match.

I will not be attending any social events such as, weddings, funerals, parties etc. during this period so plz *DO NOT ASK!!!.*

I know you see it as only 22 men chasing a ball but it’s absolutely important that you keep such thoughts to yourself and do not express them during this period….

Here are a few guidelines (I won’t call them rules although you know they are) to ensure a smooth and argument free month:

1. Plz don’t say it’s just a game because it’s not!

2. Plz limit or avoid walking during matches

3. The remote control remains with me all the time

4. You support the team I support. Not the team that has guys you think are cute

5. Kindly place your phone on silent

6. *Never, ever walk in front of the TV while am watching a match!*

7. World Cup is played by countries only so plz don’t ask me which team is Arsenal

8. Finally, highlights are considered as important as the match itself, so yes I must watch the highlights as well!!

Thanks in advance, I look forward to your cooperation and your utter silence.

Sincerely yours,

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signature & date

I am not accepting friend request with no
profile picture ..if you’re afraid of your own
face . Then so am I