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If you don`t want me to cross the line, then don`t draw one.

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Find someone who is proud to have you, scared to lose you, fights for you, appreciates you, respects you, cares about you and loves you unconditionally

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If she refuses to take you to her parents
Impregnate her.. Then Relax..
Her parents will bring her to you😂😂😂

Thank me later…..

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I survived nine months in my mother’s womb without bathing.
What is July to me Nxaaaa

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When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, “Marc, with a C.” Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.

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Sometimes you will think that some ladies are
worshiping and they have been touched by the holly spirit
as they are crying to only find that the are dumped.

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That moment when you are happy and enjoying your day and
you hear that your friend bought a brand new car

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Girls will always be expecting a reply, even
if their last message wasn’t replyable you
better think of a reply or start a new
conversation

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Understanding is deeper than knowledge.
There are many people who know you,
but there are very few who understand you.

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Pretending that I’m not affected even though it hurts.

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Always rememeber the days when you
prayed for the things you have now..

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Don’t buy a selfie stick if your armpits need a shaving stick

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Most black women are not taught self love, most of us had to go so much pain to finally love our selves selflessly .
We are taught to take a bath two to three times a day, but not for us to feel beautiful, but for us to attract men. We are taught to cook , but not for us to eat healthy but for us to feed a man. We are taught to clean, but not for us to live in a clean place, but for us to prove ourselves to men! It’s sad, when all ur taught by people you trust, is to use your body Nd all u can do, to make a somebody happy ! Black women nd men, let’s break the circle! Teach your daughters to love themselves more

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Her : baby I’m pregnant

Skebhe : so tell me ,why you changed your name ?

Her : baby I’m pregnant serious

Skebhe : eh! and your surname too

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When a girl really loves a guy,
she will be shy to ask for money from him and when a guy truly loves a girl ,
he will never wait for her to ask before doing the necessary things…..
A Woman who don’t ask for anything deserves everything.

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A new Teacher Rainbow walked into a class
one morning and after greeting the
students, he asked, “Do you know what we
are going to be teaching today?”
The students all chorused, “No Sir!”
Then he said, “Then there’s no point
teaching you what you don’t know.” and he
left.
The next day, he came in and asked, “Do you
know what we are going to be teaching
today?”
They all answered, “Yes Sir!”
Then he said, “Then there’s no point
teaching you what you already know.” and
he left again.
The third day, he came in and asked again,
“Do you know what we are teaching today?”
Then the students answered randomly,
some saying yes and some saying no, then
Rainbow said, “Those that know should
teach those that don’t know”, and he left.

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