WOMAN: My Husband is not interested in sex
DOCTOR: Okay, Give these pills to him.
Everyday,put one pill in his tea.
The woman did and they had sex which she really enjoyed.
Next day she thought to herself “It can only get better”
and puts two pills in his tea and they enjoyed more sex.
On the third day, she emptied the whole bottle in his tea.
Two days later doctor called to know the progress.
Their son answered, “My ass is very sore,
Mommy is in coma at the moment,
Aunty is in hospital, the maid is suing dad for rape and
daddy is still running naked in the garden, shouting Bingo! Bingo!!Bingo!!!
Even the dogs are running for their lives.”

your baby bra is really cute.
Isn’t that when you were in elementary school.
Until this college you are still wearing.
Durable, huh

A man returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him he has only 24 hours to live.

Given this prognosis, the man asks his wife for sex.

Naturally, she agrees, and they make love.

About six hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says,

“Honey, you know I now have only 18 hours to live.

Could we please do it one more time?”

Of course, the wife agrees, and they do it again.

Later, as the man gets into bed, he looks at his watch and realizes that he now has only 8 hours left.

He touches his wife shoulder, and asks,

“Honey, please…just one more time before I die.”

She says, “Of course, Dear,” and they make love for the third time.

After this session, the wife rolls over and falls asleep.

The man, however, worried about his impending death, tosses and turns, until he’s down to 4 more hours.

He taps his wife, who rouses.

“Honey, I have only 4 more hours. Do you think we could…”

At this point the wife sits up and says, “Listen, I have to get up in the morning. YOU DON’T!”

There’s No Girl Who Cheats Like A Girl
Who Stays With Her Grandmother.

An 8-year old girl went to the
office with her father on ‘Take
Your Daughter to Work Day’. As
they were walking around the
office, the young girl starting
crying and getting very cranky, her
father asked what was wrong with
her.
As the staff gathered round she
sobbed loudly, Daddy, where are
all the clowns that you said that
you worked with?

I am still wondering what will happen if a pig 🐖 enters the gate of ZCC while they are busy praying😂😂😂

That day we must expect heavy storm or earthquake

Having an “Ex” as your friend is like using a sugarcane as a walking stick.
Once you feel thirsty you will eventually chew it my friend.

When you chase women you lose money, but when you chase money you will never lose beautiful women. Be careful with your salary. This is a gentle reminder. December is the month where girls will be more polite than customer care😂
Be Wise and Smart, Guys

The pain of being made fool by the person you’re trying to make fool though

That moment when a short guy compliments u and say
your hair smells nice and u start wondering
which hair is he talking about

The pain of coming back from Shoprite with plastics,and none of your Neighbours are outside to witness the Event

That moment when you accept a friend request from an Indian dude😊..
then boom 100 friend requests from the entire Naidoo family

I really don’t know what this World is turning into…
Just few days ago I laid my hands on you nd
today you are no more Rest in Peace My November Salary

Home vs Varsity vs Work
.
Home: No Data but free food
.
Varsity: free Data but No Food.
.
Work: No Data No Food.