That moment when one of your grandmother’s chicken go missing😢..
jiki jiki you see your neighbour holding a box of KFC
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Waking up to see another day is a blessing .
Don’t take it for granted .
Making it count and be happy that you’re alive…
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A lady committed a crime and she was sent to court. The punishment for the crime was life imprisonment. She shed tears for help but to no avail. When the case was called in court she started weeping. Her husband, family and friends who accompanied her started weeping but there was no hope. But something happened. Before the lady could stand in the witness box a man stood up and the court room was silent. Everyone looked at Him. He was noble and gentle. He stood in the witness box and interceded on behalf of the woman. The case was difficult, yet He used all His strength, energy and resources to fight on behalf of the woman. After a long legal battle between the man and the accusers, the lady was set free. The lady fell before the man and asked *’WHO ARE YOU’* The next day the lady deliberately committed another crime and was sent to the same court. As soon as she entered the courtroom, she saw the man who interceded for her the previous day on the judgement seat. He was no longer a lawyer, but a judge. With smiles on her face the lady said *’I have come again’* The man lifted his head and said ‘yesterday I was a lawyer, so I fought for you, even when you were guilty. But today I am a judge and my judgement must be fair.’ With tears in the ladies eyes she asked for the second time *’WHO ARE YOU’* and the man replied *”YESTERDAY I WAS YOUR SAVIOUR. BUT NOW I AM YOUR JUDGE”* Today Christ Jesus is our lawyer and redeemer, but a day is coming when He will give a fair judgement to everyone. *JESUS IS COMING SOON, SO PREPARE TO MEET HIM*. I will not force u to share this with
others, but as for me, the gospel must keep spreading! If u believe in spreading the gospel, then do so. This will help someone on your contact.
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One week in a relationship and you have saved me as “hubby”
what if I get back with my ex?
Some people love crying😭..! ️
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Next year I don’t want to hear about the Metro fm awards, DSTV Awards or Any other awards. I don’t want to see a single, actor, actress, singer, celebrity or sports person on any red carpet!!!
Next year I want to see nurses, doctors, ambulance crews,Scientists, health care support workers,Petrol attendant, Taxi Operators, Security Guards ,Police officers, Soldiers,Journalists,Farm Workers, shop workers and truck drivers, all essential workers, grocery store workers having free red carpet parties with awards and expensive goodie bags. If this doesn’t happen it will be the biggest injustice ever!!
Thank you! All of you that are working hard to keep our families safe and allow us to have food on our table
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When he says “You are the only woman in
his life” well, My Sister. it is true he is not
lying because the others are girls
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The worst feeling in the world is when you still want to HOLD ON..
but, GIVING UP is the only choice you have.
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TEACHER: TODAY’S TOPIC IS NUTRITION.
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TEACHER : What is Nutrition class?
TUMELO: Nutrition is our topic today
TEACHER : How can we keep our school clean?
TUMELO: By staying at home .
TEACHER : What do you call mosquitoes in your
language?
TUMELO: We don’t call them, they come on their own.
(teacher faint)
TEACHER : Name the nation people hate most
TUMELO: Exami-nation (teacher fainted)
TEACHER : One day our country will be corruption free.
what tense
is that??
TUMELO: Future impossible tense
TEACHER : What do we call a small Lizard in
English??
TUMELO: Lizzy baby (Teacher faint)
TEACHER : John is climbing a tree to pick some
mangoes. ( Write and begin with Mangoes)
TUMELO: Mangoes, John is coming to pick you.
TEACHER: What do we call a male duck in English??
TUMELO: Mr Duck
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Don`t judge me tomorrow
by the way im acting today.
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So I just met this beautiful girl in the taxi
carrying a laptop…so..I had to make a plan yabo
yokumngena
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Me:”hello there beautiful… I see you’re busy on
your laptop…what are you doing vele?
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Her:”oh I’m just busy making a research about
men from different ethnic groups who are good
in bed..manje so far I’ve researched four groups
.
Me”ohh..okay so what have you found out so
far?
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Her”I found out that Basotho men last longer in
bed…and Zulu’s are good at serenating and
flirting with a woman..the Boers are good kissers
and that Venda’s have big amazing dick….eish
sorry..here I am busy talking too much.. Konje
you said your name was again? .
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Me:”ohh..well my name is Brian Shaka Van
wyk…but my friends call me Azwindini
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If your girlfriend claims that
she never looks at your Facebook profile;
Try changing your status to SINGLE
and wait 2-3 minutes.
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Be careful who you trust and tell your problems to.
Everyone who smiles at you is not your friend.
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A grade 2 kid was coming from school he entered the taxi and he started singing “if my father was a King my mother will be a Queen and I’ll be a Prince”
The taxi driver silenced the kid but the kid continued “if my father was the President my mother will be the First Lady and I’ll be the First Son”
then with anger the taxi driver asked the kid “what if your father was a robber what will your mother be and what will you be”
and the boy said “if my father was a robber my mother will be a prostitute and I’ll be a taxi driver!!!!!!?
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In a relationship you must pull your weight! If your man spoils you spoil him right back. If he hasn’t called to check on you, please call to check up on him. You won’t die 😏. Love and pride cannot coexist. Females expect too much and do so little 😳
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I have decided to stop cheating and be faithful to my
5 cute girlfriends!
Actually men dont cheat we just read bibble
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My Girlfriend’s father was a ZCC member
but he died of suger diabetes… Ahh
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