It won’t hurt to try
But if I were you I won’t pick me
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Step of this glorious ladder,
it was difficult to get down again without stumbling.
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Wife: Drive slowly, you might hit someone.
.
12 years later a minor accident occurs.
.
Wife: look, i said you 12 years ago you’ll hit someone…
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Teacher: Do you have a God?
Kid: Yes.
Teacher: If so, can you see Him?
Kid: No.
Teacher: Can you touch Him?
Kid: No.
Teacher: Then you don’t have a God.
Kid: Can I also ask you a question?
Teacher: Yes, sure.
Kid: Do you have a brain?
Teacher: Of course!
Kid: Can you see it?
Teacher: No!
Kid: Can you touch it?
Teacher: Are you an idiot? Of course I can’t.
Kid: Then you don’t have a brain.
Teacher: What!?
Kid: You see teacher. God is like our brain. We cannot see Him, nor touch Him. But we know He’s there.
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I love stopping the microwave at 00:01
.
It makes me feel like l turned off the
bomb and saved the world
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I’m officially leaving facebook.
i spend entirely too much time on here,
my wife has started complaining.
take care everyone.
I’ll be back in 15 minutes
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I remember the Day I was Born…
Yoooh I was Crying Guys…
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Guys I Need Your Advace “If Your Girlfriends Is You On
But Love Was Still Him To There Or Go Must Be Heh???
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When you are arguing with girlfriend or wife, and sarcastically she says ‘wow’ during the arguiment. She is just wondering and thinking much how on earth is she end up dating or marrying an idiot like you dude😂😂😂
These ladies can think so avoid to argue with them 😂
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BREAKING NEWS!!!
A diesel tanker carrying 33,000 litres of diesel
this afternoon was at a very high speed along
bulawayo road when the driver spotted a motor bike
that was also at high speed coming towards him.
Meanwhile, the motor bike rider was carrying a
7 months pregnant woman who was just coming
back from chegutu Hospital.
To cut the story short, as they got closer to each
other the tanker driver looked closely and
identified the motorcycle rider to be his
childhood friend. They both slowed down,
stopped, hugged each other, spoke for a while
and continued their journey.
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Her: “How much do you love me?”
Me: “Look up at the stars above, that’s how much I love you!”❤
Her: “But it’s afternoon, there are no stars?”😕
Me: “Exactly!”
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I swear every time I spell Wednesday there’s a little voice in my head
that says Wed-nes-day
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Sometimes people thousands of miles away from you
can make you feel better than people right besides you.
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What Is The Height Of Misunderstanding?
A Man Marrying His Own Secretary
Thinking That She Will Still Follow His Orders As Before.
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A day will come when Heaven’s gate will open and the cloud will change,
Some people will think its weather for two not knowing its rapture for one
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I will never allow my Grandma to stay in an old age home🙅♀️
She’s gonna stay with my sister.
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