Bae: Really?,U Just slept With My Friend?
Me: No Babe… We Did It While STANDING.
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You only have one☝life; don’t be afraid to do what you want to do..💙
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2⃣. We are not given a good life or bad life. We are given life. And it’s up to you to make it good or bad..💛
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3⃣. Remember: when you talk, you only repeat what you already know. If you listen, you may learn something..💚
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NotHiNG iS Permanent.
MakE Peace witH tHis
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*Ladies if he is treating you badly dont shave..*
*Let him eat bush meat*
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If u know u know 🏃🏃🏃
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A woman is like a swimming pool.Dont bother finding out who swam before you, who is swimming with you,who will swim after you. Just enjoy swimming.
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*Can you imagine, the HEN I bought Since December 2018 hasn’t laid one single EGG…*
I think her MOTHER-IN-LAW has tied her Womb.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Just keep trusting God.He knows ur challenges and
He is able to settle u as soon u wait for Him to do it.
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Those people that greet u
and hold onto your hand..
what the plan?…
you want to take my hand with u?
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The most painful memory..
when I walked away and you let me go.
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If you want to read about love and marriage,
you have to buy two separate books.
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WHY DO CHURCH GIRLS REMAIN SINGLE FOR SO LONG!!??😘😘😍😍😍😘😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Boy : Babe watsup?
Girl : Pliz my name is Grace not Babe
Boy : OK Grace how are you ?
Girl : The Lord is my strength ..
Boy : OK, What are you doing now?
Girl : am cooking
Boy : aww, should I come and help you?
Girl : I can do all things through Christ that strengthens me
Boy : hmmm OK ooo. At least I will come after you have finished
cooking the food so u will serve me..
Girl : pliz.., I only serve the living God and not human beings.
Boy : OK sister Grace what are u wearing now?
Girl : am wearing the full armour of Christ…
Boy : Honestly looking forward hold your hands one of this days
Girl : Touch not my anointed says the Lord
Boy : when will I see you?
Girl : Only those that are saved will see the Lord!
Boy : Alright, I give up…
Girl : God will never give up on you, so never you give up too!
Boy : What can I get for you on your birthday?
Girl : The Lord is my shepherd I shall not want
😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Teacher : Name the 5 most corrupt
countries in Africa…
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Sya : Ghana, Kenya, Uganda, Somalia
and nigeria.
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Teacher : What about South Africa?
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Sya : When counting sinners, do you
include Satan?
:/
Have sweet dreamland
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You wanna know how being married feels like? . .
Okay delete all songs and leave one,
then listen to it all day…Everyday
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she is afraid because the last man who promised her, left.
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Did anyone ever notice that “STUDYING” is a mixture of STUDY and DYING?
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A man married a beautiful girl. He loved her very much. One day she developed a skin disease. Slowly she started to lose her beauty. It so happened that one day her husband left for a tour.
While returning he met with an accident and lost his eyesight. However their married life continued as usual. But as days passed she lost her beauty gradually. Blind husband did not know this and there was not any difference in their married life. He continued to love her and she also loved him very much.
One day she died. Her death brought him great sorrow.
He finished all her last rites and wanted to leave that town.
A man from behind called and said, now how will you be able to walk all alone? All these days your wife used to help you.
He replied, I am not blind. I was acting, because if she knew l could see her ugliness it would have pained her more than her disease. So I pretended to be blind. She was a very good wife. I only wanted to keep her happy.
Moral:- *Some times it is good for us to act blind and ignore one another’s short comings, in order to be happy*
*No matter how many times the teeth bite the tongue, they still stay together in one mouth. That’s the spirit of FORGIVENESS. Even though the eyes don’t see each other, they see things together, blink simultaneously and cry together. That’s UNITY.” May God grant us all the spirit of forgiveness and togetherness*.
1. ”Alone, I can ‘Say’ but together, we can ‘talk’.
2. “Alone, I can ‘Enjoy’ but together, we can celebrate
3. ‘Alone, I can ‘Smile’ but together, we can ‘Laugh’.
*That’s the BEAUTY of Human Relations. We are nothing without each other*
The razor blade is sharp but can’t cut a tree; the axe is strong but can’t cut the hair.
*MORALS: Everyone is important according to his/her purpose. Never look down on anyone unless you are admiring their shoes*.
Share to educate someone. I have done my part.
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