Nyaope boys will rob you day light while
wearing a T-Shirt written “LET’S UNITE AND
FIGHT CRIME”

I need your advice?.
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Last night my side chick called me and asked
me to come over her place for a night, …well
i didn’t hesitate since i had days without
seeing her, ..as i was on my way she asked
me to buy a 2kg of mixed portion which i
did, .i got there around 19:00 then she
immediately took out 4 pieces from the
braaipack and started cooking, ..i was so
excited thinking meaning 2 pieces is for me
and the other 2 is for hers since i was also
hungry, ..we then sat at a couch patiently
waiting for the food to be cooked, …while
we were still waiting she received a call
from her baby daddy telling her his on his
way, .i was so angry and disappointed as
she asked me to leave,but as a gentleman
that i am i didn’t start a fight or anything of
sort, .i just stood up and went straight to
the fridge and took out the remaining half
of the braaipack then went to the stove and
pick up those 4 pieces in the pot and drank
the soup then left, .. so she’s now not taking
my calls No reply to my text and this silence
is eating me inside!.
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Was i wrong?

Today guys, I was sitting next to this other beautiful girl in the taxi, so I didn’t even know how to approach her as she was wearing a GUCCI t-shirt & iPhone X on her hand, & remember I’m using Mobicel R1, So I just decided to set the alarm for 5 min, I did that, after 5 min my phone started to ring, I pretended as it’s a call , I started to talk , ” hey man , are you done washing my BMW I8 & my Mercedes G63″I said, I pretended as I’m listening ” ohh man how can you wash my Nissan , but anyway it’s fine, I’ll use that one, don’t forget to clean even inside”I said , “Goodbye”…So when I was just finished talking , that Lady whom I was sitting next to , she just said “hello(smilingly)”, I replied back ” HELLO “, in my heart I knew that I’ve won her …Then she said to me “here is your battery, it fell when you were removing your phone from your pocket”, I shouted “taxi driver, drop me here” , I got off from that taxi

She posted ”I miss my Dead”
I commented ”Please don’t miss English classes”

Marrying someone aged 35 years old and above is like
buying a newspaper in the evening……
You know it’s old news.

A husband was sitting on a sofa next to
his wife who was eating and typing on her
fone.
He heard his phone’s message tone
coming from the kitchen from where he
was charging it . He went to the kitchen
and read a message from his wife saying
“Please bring the salt on your way back.”

She was my crush until I asked her about school and she said:
2017 I am at matric & I pass matriculated

There was a small boy called Lesley, None of his classmates liked him because of his stupidity.. One day his mother came to school to check how he was doing.. The teacher told his mother that she has never seen such a dumb kid nd she’s heard enough of him.. The mother was so shocked about the feedback nd decided to withdrew her son from that school nd even leave the town.. 25 years later Les former teacher was diagnosed with an incurable.. disease All Doctors advised her to have a Surgery.. Left with no options the Woman decided to do the operation which was successful.. When she opened her eyes she saw a handsome doctor smiling at her.. she wanted to thank him but could not talk, Her face turned blue!! she raised her hand trying to tell him something nd eventually died.. The Doctor was very shocked trying to understand what went wrong… when he turned around, he saw someone who just unplugged the machine nd put on his charger nd a stuff at that Hospital by the name Lesley😲😲😲….Please don’t tell me you thought the Doctor was Lesley