I was sleeping in church when the some1 next to me woke me up,I immediately heard the Pastor say “Stand up”.I stood up not knowing why,PASTOR “Thank you jesus,Kenny is number 1 person,any other person to give us R1 000 for our project”….i fainted
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A grandson goes to visit his grandmother
she’s in the kitchen and says make yourself at home
on the coffee table a big bowl of nuts he helps himself
she walks in he says these nuts are good grandma
she says all I can do is suck the chocolate off without my teeth in lol
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Relationships Start With “Can We Talk?”. Continues With “Talk To Me” And Ends With “We Need To Talk”..
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Look at your girlfriend and ask yourself.
Is this the best I can do???
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I’m not actually this tall.
I am sitting on my wallet.
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During sex I tried to speak dirty like those guys in
porn vids & said “Who’s yo daddy ”
Yoh she started crying & said “Ang’mazi”
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75% of Black people can’t swim,
they just walk around like invigilators
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One day a wife tested the husband n write a letter says “honey I m gone sorry for wasting your tym go on with your life “,she put the letter on a table n hide under the bed .The husband comeback from work he read that …after he pretend as if he’s calling sum1” hi sweetie that stupid woman she gone for gud now let’s meet up on the bus stop to celebrate “he drop n take pen to write again on that letter and go out ,she come out under the bed ,she take that letter 2 see what did the husband wrote n she was angry she read…” Hey u stupid woman cum out …what r u doing under the bed I saw ur legs,I m out 2 buy bread make faster n cook for m don’t play lyk a child “
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A Catholic Priest was dying in a hospital and asked the doctor to call a Police Officer & a politician .Within minutes, the two appeared. He asked them to sit on either side of the bed. The priest held their hands n kept quiet. The guys were so touched and at the same time felt very important for being summoned by a priest in his dying moment. Out of anxiety, the politician ask, ‘But why did you call us? ‘ The priest gathered all his strength and said, ‘Jesus died between two thieves…..I want to go the same way!!!!!!!!!!!”
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The level of makeup experience that Shoprite girls uses is amazing
Today i saw one girl painted her lips with a eyebrows
and her eyebrows with a Lipsticks
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THE SUCCESS JOURNEY🌷}
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°The road to Success is not Straight.°
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°There is a curve called FAILURE.°
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°A loop hole called CONFUSION°
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°Speed humbs called FRIENDS°
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°Caution lights called FAMILY°
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°You will have flat tires called JOBS°
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BUT:
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°If you have a spare wheel called DETERMINATION°
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°An engine called PERSEVERANCE°
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°Insurance called FAITH°
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&
°A Driver called GOD°
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💞°YOU WILL MAKE IT TO A PLACE CALLED SUCCESS!!°
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Lord Farra God I Dreamt Stoping to Drink alcohol
please Help me to stop dreaming
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Patience is not the ability to wait,
but the ability to keep a good attitude while waiting.
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There’s Someone out there who thinks
your “Ex” is a Loyal person..!
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Its only black people who wud go to the sea
and say they are going to wash bad luck
but still bring back 2ltrs of the same water back home
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Waking up is my favorite and most hated part of the day.
I can talk to you when I am awake,
but my dreams with you at night are always cut short.
Good Morning
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