*Trouble* is when the pastor says “Those who want their businesses to grow should come up front.”

Then the owner of the local mortuary stands up!

I can’t date a girl who pronounces ‘R’ as “Ggg”,
we wont get maggied because our Gelationship wont last.

Guys I don’t like to argue😕

I dumped her because she said they say: “All rights in court”😐 and i told her they say: “All rice in court”…She disagreed with me😑…so i can’t continue with a fool

Imagine Dating Someone Who Calls You “Dear”
Like You’re A Formal Letter

People: “You apologize a lot..!!” 💁🤷🤔
~•~
Me: “Sorry”

So, I decided to visit my friend in the
surbubs:
Question: “What would you like to drink …
fruit juice, soda, tea, milo, chocolate, or
coffee?”
Answer: “Tea please”
Question: Ceylon tea, herbal tea, bush tea,
honey bush tea, ice tea or green tea?”
Answer: ” Ceylon tea please”
Question: “How would you like it? Black or
white?”
Answer: “White please”
Question: “Milk, whitener, or condensed
milk?”
Answer: “Milk please”
Question: “Goat milk, camel milk or cow
milk?”
Answer: “Cow milk please.”
Question: “Milk from Freeze land or
Afrikaner cow?”
Answer : ” Afrikaner cow please.”
Question: ” Warm or cold?”
Answer: “Warm please.”
Question: “Full cream, low fat or fat free?”
Answer: “Umm … I’ll rather take it black
please.”
Question: “Would you like it with sweetener,
sugar or honey?”
Answer: “With sugar please.”
Question: “Beet sugar or cane sugar?”
Answer: “Cane sugar please.”
Question: “White, brown or yellow sugar?”
Answer: “Just forget about the tea. I’ll have a
glass of water instead please.”
Question: “Mineral or still water?”
Answer: “Mineral water please.”
Question: “Flavoured or non-flavoured?”
Answer: “Hey f**k man! Just get me water
from the river… I don’t want to know which
river, and stop asking me too many
questions.