Mom : go Wash The Fish That I Brought From The Market
Me : Woah WTF!!!!!
Mom : What That Means
Me : Where’s The Fish
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If you want to know your past –
look into your present conditions.
If you want to know your future –
look into your present actions.
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That moment when you send your
boyfriend your picture without make up
and he’ll be like ” Who’s this Babe?
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Don’t give the remote of ur life to someone to determine
when should be happy or not.
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When a girl says to you “do whatever you want”,
do not do whatever you want.
It’s a dare,not a permission
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Lucky Dube Was The Only Member Of The “Dube” Family
Who Didn’t Bother Us 😊♥ ,
Unlike Lilian Dube And Desmond Dube 😏😏 .. Yerr
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There is a truck driver who whenever he sees a Politician walking down the street, he always swerves to hit him. One day he sees a priest on the side of the road looking for a ride and so the truck driver picks him up. While they were driving, the driver sees a Politician , and swerves to hit him. But then he remembered he had a priest in the truck, so he swerved back on the road, but he heard a loud “thump” anyway. So the driver turns to the priest and says “Please forgive me,” and the priest said, “You didn’t hit the Politician , but that’s OK, I got him with the door.”
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As I Was Helping Mommy With The House Spring Cleaning I Found My Uncle’s SIM card and My Uncle Die Two Years Ago So I Was Thinking Of Sending A Massage To His Girlfriend And Say ” Guess Who’s Back”
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A man try to catch the moon he hide under a big tree until the moon was just above the horizon and a inch above the sea level.he got himself up jump to catch the moon but,
to his suprise he was on a bed with a broken leg and hand
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You are not black enough if the night before a school trip
you don’t dream about the bus leaving you behind.
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You will think that you mean something big to a person until u go through their fonebook, and find ur name saved as mosquito man.
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Relationship Stress will hit you to the point
where you end up seeing an Ant
breastfeeding its babies shem
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In A Car When A Sad Song Comes On A Radio
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I Stare Out The Window And Pretend To Act Like Am Out
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BREAKING NEWS
Beer bottles and cigarrete packs have
stickers explaining their harzadous
effects….but they let women just roam
around without stickers…
very unfair
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If I bath at 23:50 🛀
And finish at 00:05
That’s means I have bathed for 2 days ✌?
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A man was floating on a boat on the top ov the huge waves..All ov a sudden thee boat sank.Instead ov him drowning he stood on land again because he was acctually floating on a rubber boat in swimming pool
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