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I didnt know that Being Kind is really bad,I mean I work as a bus driver ,So I was busy collect people along the way,so to my surprised A blind man was standing So I asked why is the poor man standing,I was told the bus is full so I had to give him my chair,Now I got fired from work,Should I take dem to CCMA or …😭😭😭😭😭🤷🏽‍♂🤷🏽‍♂🤷🏽‍♂

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Doctor: “I Regret To Tell You That You Have A Brain Tumor”

Santa (Jumps In Joy): “Yesss”

Doctor: “Did You Understand What I Just Told You?”

Santa: “Yes Of Course, Do You Think I’m Dumb?”

Doctor: “Then Why Are You So Happy?”

Santa: “Because That Proves That I Have A Brain“

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Still dont understand people….! You will hear him/her saying ‘I’m leaving this satafrika’ while you dont have even taxi money to go to town😂😂😂😂😂😂

You are too ambitious

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Have You Given God Praise??
It is not by mighty nor by power but by the Spirit of God.
God has allowed us to see the light of a new day, not because we deserve but because he loves us.
Many people have breathed their last breath last night and their bodies are waiting to be buried, some have been robbed of their health and have resulted in being hospitalized.
Do u still need anymore reason to exalt and praise God this morning? ??
Join me in this prayer of praise
Father in the name of Jesus,
I want to thank you for allowing me to see the light of a new day. Thank you for loving me and please forgive me of all my sins.
Invite you upon my life today and may your Spirit live in me today, helping me to read your word and stay connected in prayer.
Glory be to you forever in Jesus’ name I pray.
If you believe and have prayed with me just say AMEN

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IRONY OF THE LIFE WE LIVE
1: A lawyer wants you in trouble
2: A doctor wants you sick
3: A policeman wants you to be a criminal
4: A teacher wants you born stupid
5: A landlord wants you without a house
6: A prostitute wants you not married
7: A dentist wants you with decayed teeth
8: A mechanics wants your car broken down
9: A coffin maker wants you dead
10: Only a thief wishes you prosperity!!!!!!!!!!
Crazy world we living in

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Being unemployed its hard ThOo..
Even when Kids Didn’t Flush The Toilet..
They Will Say Its You…

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White kid : Sorry mom I’ll try harder next term
Black kids: ahh but I’m not the only one who failed moss!

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WELCOME TO THE 21TH CENTURY!!!
*Our Phones ~ Wireless
*Cooking ~ Fireless
*Cars ~ Keyless
*Food ~ Fatless
*Tyres ~ Tubeless
*Dress ~ Sleeveless
*Youth ~ Jobless
*Leaders ~ Shameless
*Relationships ~ Meaningless
*Atitude ~ Careless
*Wives ~ Fearless
*Babies ~ Fatherless
*Feelings ~ Heartless
*Education ~ Valueless
*Children ~ Mannerless
*Women ~ Pantieless
Everything is becoming LESS but
still our hopes are ~ Endless.
Infact am ~ Speechless

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The biggest problem in life isn`t the problem itself,
but how people act upon it.

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Just because I am submitting my assignments on Friday
then all of the sudden tomorrow it’s Thursday.
Wow days of the week are trash.

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my biggest dream is to wake with two beautiful girls on bed
one has to say gud mrng darling and
the other has to say gud mrng DAD…

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The Only way to deep happiness is to do something you love to the best of your ability.

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A game of life is a game of ‘Boomerang’.
Whatever we did, travels a circle and returns back to you.
Be kind, to get kindness in return.

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They say that the new super computer knows everything. A sceptical man came and asked the computer, “Where is my father?” The computer bleeped for a short while, and then came back with, “Your father is fishing in Michigan.” The sceptical man said triumphantly, “You see? I knew this was nonsense. My father has been dead for twenty years.” “No” replied the super computer immediately, “Your mother’s husband has been dead for twenty years. Your father just landed a three pound trout!”

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