If You Listen👂Closely To A XHOSA Lady Laughing😂,
You’ll Hear “I just want your money”🤦 in-between her laughter..!

A lady asked her boy, “Baby, am i the only one that you love in this world ?”. 😂 😂 😂
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The boyfriend replied, “Yes, you are the one only one, but why are you all asking same question ?”

*Here is the official letter that all men must send their female partner by the latest June 13, 2018*

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Dear Sweetheart;

The FIFA World Cup begins on the 14th of June.

During this period I won’t have a lot of time for you. It’s not that I’m cheating or no longer wish to be with you, but I will have to make ever effort to watch every single match.

I will not be attending any social events such as, weddings, funerals, parties etc. during this period so plz *DO NOT ASK!!!.*

I know you see it as only 22 men chasing a ball but it’s absolutely important that you keep such thoughts to yourself and do not express them during this period….

Here are a few guidelines (I won’t call them rules although you know they are) to ensure a smooth and argument free month:

1. Plz don’t say it’s just a game because it’s not!

2. Plz limit or avoid walking during matches

3. The remote control remains with me all the time

4. You support the team I support. Not the team that has guys you think are cute

5. Kindly place your phone on silent

6. *Never, ever walk in front of the TV while am watching a match!*

7. World Cup is played by countries only so plz don’t ask me which team is Arsenal

8. Finally, highlights are considered as important as the match itself, so yes I must watch the highlights as well!!

Thanks in advance, I look forward to your cooperation and your utter silence.

Sincerely yours,

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signature & date

Don’t let ‘Social Media’ fool you.
We are all struggling just on different levels!

Welcome to our 21st century.
Our Phones – Wireless
Cooking – Fireless
Cars- Keyless
Food – Fatless
Dress- Sleeveless
Youth- Jobless
Government- Useless
Leaders- Shameless
Relationship- Meaningless
Attitude- Careless
Wives- Fearless
Feelings- Heartless
Education- Valueless
Children- Mannerless

Everything is becoming Less but still, our hopes are endless. In fact I am speechless

Church is the best place to go after a break up.
You’ll be in the crowd crying and everybody
will be thinking you caught the Holy Spirit

Forgive us people from China, Korea Republic and Japan.
To us South Africans you are all Chinese. Xap

Google is the second fastest searching
engine…….. A Guy’s eye remain the first
when searching for a beautiful girl in a
crowd.

Most women want a man with a job, car and a house
but bona all they bring is another man’s child

Do we still have ladies that says. Baby if you don’t tell me how you got this money, I will not take it from you?

So this girl knows her boyfriend’s passwords for everything ,
the nigga cheated and the girl de-registered the guy from varsity

If you’re a girl and you think no guy wants
you or nobody wants to be with you.
Am here to tell you that’s true..!