I Knew That One Day We Will Forget About
Distruction Boys

Remember growing up saying “I want to
be a pilot”.
20 years later the only thing you do related
to airplanes is FLIGHT MODE on your phone.

That awkward moment you are playing ‘Spin the bottle’ and it points to your crush and she says “hay Yoh!!, Ngeke (nope can’t be)!!! . . . spin again”…😀

Relationship stress will make you
forget to seat down in a taxi..

He is Not Your Man Unless His Mom Calls You
When She Can’t Reach Him….
For Now Keep Calm The Lord is Your Shepherd.

INTERVIEWER: whats your name?
ME: Hired
INTERVIEWER :You’re hired?😳
ME:Thank you sir

This world is not our world you dump a
guy because of cheating and get a guy
who was dumped because of cheating,
and claim you moved on ..that’s cross
multiplication*

Some ladies be like i want a guy with six packs😕
Wena do u have six breasts?

If you call your girl at 3am and it says call waiting, just know that she’s talking to her Pastor.

Females don’t cheat

Some girls have never seen the doors of a gym
but they are physically fit from running
from one man to another

Abe and Sarah lying in bed. Freezing weather.
Sarah says, “ Abe, oy it’s so cold I’m freezing.”
So Abe gets up and gets an extra blanket from the cupboard.
“ Are you a bit warmer, feigele ? “ he asks.
“ Oy “ she replies. “ I’m still a bit cold.”
So he gets up once more and gets a thick woollen jersey and puts it on her.
“ Now are you warm ?” he says.
Sarah replies, “ You know, Abe. When I was a little girl in bed in winter, my mother would come lie next to me and snuggle up to keep me warm. Oy, a meichel.”
Abe looks at her and says, “ For G-d’s sake, Sarah, it’s one o’clock in the morning.
I’m NOT going to fetch your mother!!”