l had a Fight with my Roommate .. Now he’s Watching Tv “How to get away with Murder”
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I don’t know what is wrong with me anytime someone calls me sweetheart🙈🙈 I will just be sending Credit to the person 😀😀😀😀🏃🏃🙈😛
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WORDS OF ELDERS*
“Beware of the naked person who offers you clothes!
“When one’s goat get missing, the aroma of a neighbor’s soup get
suspicious”.
“The future belongs to the Risk takers, Not the Comfort seekers!”
“A deaf husband and a blind wife are always a happy couple!”
“The first person you think of in the morning, or last person you think of at night, is either the cause of your happiness or your pain!”
“Be careful who you trust! Salt and Sugar are both white!”
“Kindness is like butter, it works best when you spread it around!”
“The walls don’t only have ears, they now see!”
“Sometimes, you have to play the role of a fool to fool the fools who thinks they are fooling you!”
“If you have a mom, there is nowhere you are likely to go where a prayer has not already been!”
“A harsh man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful, when her lips are closed!”
“No matter how long the night, the day is sure to come!”
“A woman’s greatest perfume is the fragrance of her man’s success!”
“A wise person knows that there is something to be learned from
everyone!”
“It requires wisdom to understand wisdom.
The music is nothing, if the audience is deaf”!
“None of us is as smart as all of us. Work together to achieve!!!
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Never force children to Pray😶. At
dinner, a little boy was ordered to lead in prayer🙄…
BOY: But I don’t know how to pray💁♂️
DAD: Just pray for your family
members, friends and neighbours, the poor, etc😊
BOY: “Dear Lord😊” he started,
Thank u for our visitors and
their children, who finished all my cookies and ice cream.🤚
Bless them so they won’t come
again😏. Forgive our neighbor’s son, who removed my sister’s clothes and wrestled with her on her bed😔.This coming Christmas, pliz send clothes to all those poor naked ladies on my daddy’s Blackberry😓 and provide shelter for the homeless men who use mom’s
room when daddy is at work😕😖 °°°AMEN😌°°°°
…………………………
Dinner was cancelled
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That moment when you send your
boyfriend your picture without make up
and he’ll be like ” Who’s this Babe?
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There is no competition in destiny.
Only compete with yourself so that the best of you can show forth.
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Donald Trump wanted to paint the white house.
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He calls for quotation… Chinese guy quoted 3 million, European guy quoted 7 million and a African guy quoted 10 million.
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Trump asked the Chinese guy “How did you quote 3 million?” Chinese guy replied “1 million for paint, 1 million for labour and 1 million profit”.
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Trump asked european guy.
He replied-“3 million for paint, 2 million for labour and 2 million profit..”
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Trump then asked the African guy. He replied “4 million for you, 3 million for me and we will give 3 million to the Chinese guy and ask him to do the painting ☺!!”
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The African guy got the contract.
So how many likes for Africans guy ??
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Why is a elephant so wrinkled
because there to hard to iron
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I shout,I swear,I get angry, I get scared, I fall,I break,I mess up,
I make mistakes but
if you can’t take me at my worst you don’t deserve me at my best
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A Fishermen story
Two men went fishing. One was an experienced fisherman, the other wasn’t. Every time the experienced fisherman caught a big fish, he put it in his ice chest to keep it fresh. Whenever the inexperienced fisherman caught a big fish, he threw it back. The experienced fisherman watched this go on all day and finally got tired of seeing the man waste good fish. “Why do you keep throwing back all the big fish you catch?” he asked. The inexperienced fisherman replied, “I only have a small frying pan.” Sometimes, like that fisherman, we throw back the big plans, big dreams, big jobs, big opportunities that God gives us. Our faith is too small. We laugh at that fisherman who didn’t figure out that all he needed was a bigger frying pan, yet how ready are we to increase the size of our faith? Whether it’s a problem or a possibility, God will never give you anything bigger than you can handle. That means we can confidently walk into anything God brings our way😊
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A house is built by hands
but A Home is built by hearts.
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If you really want something, you’ll find a way.
If you don’t you’ll find an excuse.
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Tall girls only date short guys just to
use their T-shirt as crop tops
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Can I sell my feelings on Gumtree I dont want them anymore.
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Doesn’t matter how old i am when i see a jump castle i jump in
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Dont be afraid to stand for what you believe in,
even if that means standing alone
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