I don’t know who needs to hear this,
but you don’t need to eat everytime you go to the kitchen
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How to survive January
1) date a taxi driver for free ride to work
2) attend each and every funeral in your hood for a free plate
3) borrow meat from your neighbours and make soup and take it back
4) stay away from broke girls or niggas even he/she is your xondile
5) use one teabags at least 3× before you throw it away
6) use a taxi to work and save petrol
7) mix water with sugar to make a drink
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If you get this answer right,
I will add you to my account.
Who is that girl like to dance alone
with alcohol in hand and wearing no panty?
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Sometimes you have to let go of your fear
to catch your destiny…
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This is not December I ordered!
Can I see your manager please!!!
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Dear Boss.
With the cholera Pandemic roving the nation. I do not trust drinking water. May I request to drink beer during working hours.
Your
Faithful employee.
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A Girl Went To His Father To Introduce Pappu To Get Married With Him
Father With Aggression: “So You Want To Marry My Daughter,What Do You Do For A Living?”
Pappu: “I Just Got Out Of Prison, I Will Search A Job Soon.”
Father: “What The Hell Are You Talking You Were In Prison, How Dare You Come Here For Marraige Proposal With That Bad Record? Why Were You In Prison By The Way?”
Pappu: “I Killed A Person”
Father: “Why You Killed That Man?”
Pappu Smiled: “He Denied To Marry His Daughter.”
Father Scared: “Ohh, Welcome To The Family Son“
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A man calls a radio show during
dedication time.
Man:am calling to report abt a lost
n found item.
Presenter:Go on.
Man:I picked a wallet tht contains
a gold watch,50 k notes n an ID
wth a name Richard Onyango
Presenter:So, yu want me to help
you find the owner?
Man:No!I want to dedicate him
the song U SAVED ME by R. Kelly.
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When you are broke, you’ll discover that 98% of your contacts are useless.
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Did You Notice That Women In Serious Relationships Know
How To Draw Eyebrows
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Acting Surprised When You Get a Plate Of Food
At Someone’s House is Very important
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Beards dont make you to be a man. Goats have got beards too.
All they do is meeeh meeeh…….
Same applies to other men!!!!!
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A young girl about to go on a 1st date with her boyfriend Trouble Chaser, she has been tutored by her grandmother. “He will try to kiss you, allow him”
“He will try to cuddle you, allow him.”
“He will try to lay you down and get on top of you, don’t allow him”
The girl asked : grandmother, why?. Grandmother said : “because if you do that, you have allowed him to disgrace you and all your family”. Girl said : “okay” and she left on her date. Several hours later she returned and grandmother asked “how did it go?”. Girl : “exactly as you said except when he laid me down and tried to disgrace our family, I turned him over, got on top of him and disgraced his family”
Grandmother fainted.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
One word for this girl?.
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Signs that shows your man is gay
1.He owns a gown
2.He eats 3 slices of bread
3.He owns silk sheets
4.He has long hair
5.Long nails
6.Takes 1 hour bath/shower
7.Pictures of topless man on his cell phone
8.Follows more guys than girls on social networks
9.Too many selfies of him pouting or biting his tongue
10.MOST IMPORTANTLY, He’s a Orlando Pirates FC fan
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Listen here 👏🏽
Limpompo will always be Limpompo. Stop correcting us.🖐🏽 🤣🤣 if you object we’ll add another mpo!! Limpompompo!!!
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Do your best to avoid stress and try to enjoy life.
Quit thinking so much.
Why complicate life? It’s already complicated enough.
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