I’m busy helping my girlfriend search for her chocolate
that I’ve eaten already.
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They ignore you now but they will need you later, thats life.
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MY FIRST EXPERIENCE WITH VIRGIN A GIRL.
She was wearing a light Pinky Silky dress
more like to be transparent but i tried to
look hoping i will see something but i
couldn’t the breast well shaped and
tempting Hello as i great her while was
standing outside the door, HI Xigombe She
replied. Her voice was Like The voice of an
angel I called her in and as she walked
inside i was at the door so i could see her
back, everything was well packed.you know
what a dress can do, everything just went
wrong i could feel my trouser expanding. As
she looked back i just put my hand on the
pocket and bend backwardly not to be
embarrassed unfortunately she Has seen it
already she just smiled not saying a word. I
requested her to seat on the bed then she
requested at least a music, she said she
hated silence I decided to be romantic and
play music like Benny Mayengani songs i
downloaded them that very same day early
on. She told me to stop it and try something
deep, i didnt know that she want deep
house music when she said something
deep. Imagine with the girl you’ve been
wishing playing deep house while you are
only two in the room with that dim light,
hope you get it?Then came my stuff i started
her with some internationally deep house
music, We started listening to music having
some talks while seating on the bed,
complementing her. I could see that she is
enjoying the music she was moving that
head smoothly same pase with one leg. We
had some talks then around 10pm she was
tired of seating she asked if she can just
sleep. I agreed Then she moved back to the
wall as i was busy removing her shoes out. I
went straight to her laid close to her i
turned looked straight into her eyes then
we both stopped talking like we were
paused by a remote. I saw her taking a
tongue out wiping those lips and i told my
self that its about time be a man i moved
again very very close to her and the space
between was just some few inches now,
she didn’t say anything and no one was
talking by the time after some few seconds
of looking each other i decided to take
action, as i take my hand to her chin so that
i can bring her close then she called my
name and I was very scared that she want
to tell me to stop whatever am doing only to
find out that she want me to remove her
earrings. I started to remove them gentle so
and when i was on the last ear after
removing it my hand never come back i took
it slowly so to the back of her neck then try
to pull her closer and closer, she never said
anything but my brothers and sisters if the
way you’ve been concentrating on this story
was the way you concentrate when you
read the word of GOD(BIBLE)once in a blue
moon the world would have been a great
place to live.
Can I Get An Amen?.
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” I drink when there is an event or only festive.”
Good for you. 🤚🏽 🙄
Why do you tell me that you drink
when there is free alcohol? 🤨
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The best gift you can give to someone is your time.
Because you give them something you can never get back.
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A go Kgopele R20 BOITUMELO O mo Utlwele Bohloko Omofe R200 Okwe arr “Wow Thanks Ur So Kind😍.But Don’t forget That R20 i Asked Neh”😫😫
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While you are sleeping at your bae’s house and you hear your grandmother saying ′′ your house is going to get a monkey
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Namibian teachers are sick and tired of school kids writing wrong answer during exams. Now they have finally invented an electronic pen which read the exam questions first and only allow the learner to write the correct answer only to each question . If you try to write wrong answer, the pen just stop writing. This pen saves ink too.
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Dear Grade 12’s
Keep facebooking after all, It’s your phone, your data and your life. On the other side exam papers are doing push-ups
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The sweetest place is to be in someones thoughts
and the safest place is to be in someones heart.
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I DEDICATE THIS TO ALL WHO ARE IN
LOVE
A real relationship must have simple
fights, trust, faith, tears, and genuine
laughter. Jealous, Communication,
patience, weird/stupid unnecessary
arguments; no hiding secrets, true
love and most importantly there must be
forgiveness on both sides.
No one is perfect on earth, we all
make mistakes in our relationships but the
best solution is to accept your mistakes
and say SORRY to your loved one. It’s a small
word but it means a lot. Many of us find it
so hard to say it out yet it costs
nothing, but it only eases the tension between
lovers. Say it from deep inside your heart.
Don’t fake it please but just mean it
always. And if he/she is the one in wrong
never get tired of forgiving him/her
depending on what they have done. If you get to
think of moving on because you’re
pissed, my dear think of where you’re going,
the, time you will take to find & fit in a
new relationship, The imperfectness you
will find with that new lover might be
incomparable to the one you
dumped, then you will start regretting and
wishing you never dumped her/him.
Think about it my dear friends having
it in minds that WE HAVE GOT NO ANGELS
ON EARTH. We’re the ones to transform
our BFs /GFs to be like angels
So be proud of the one you have got
and fight all the challenges that are
trying to tear you apart. Right now you may be
seeing your guy/girl as a fake person
but some dude/girl is somewhere seeing
him as a handsome king/beautiful queen.
They’re wishing and praying you fall
apart for them to replace you.
THINK ABOUT IT
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that moment when you just lost a fight.
And when u get home You start thinking about
all The kung fu moves
You Could done
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I just found my cousin’s SIM CARD who
died 4 years ago
I’m thinking of Texting his girlfriend and
say”Guess who’s back.
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Test for Gossip: When people come to me with Gossip about you.. this is how I will deal with it.
if someone comes to me and says, “Do you know what I just heard about your friend?”
“Hold on a minute,” I will say. “Before telling me anything I’d like you to pass a little test. It’s called the Triple Filter Test.”
“Triple filter?”
“That’s right,” I will continued. “Before you talk to me about m
y friend, it might be a good idea to take a moment and filter what you’re going to say. That’s why I call it the triple filter test. The first filter is Truth. Have you made absolutely sure that what you are about to tell me is true?”
“No,” is the most likely answer I will get, “Actually I just heard about it and …”
“All right,” I will say. “So you don’t really know if it’s true or not. Now let’s try the second filter, the filter of Goodness. Is what you are about to tell me about my friend something good?”
“No, on the contrary…”
“So,” I will continue, “you want to tell me something bad about him/her, but you’re not certain it’s true. You may still pass the test though, because there’s one filter left: the filter of Usefulness. Is what you want to tell me about my friend going to be useful to me?”
“No, not really …”
“Well,” I will conclude, “if what you want to tell me is neither true nor good nor even useful, why tell it to me in the first place?”
I hope you will do the same for me my friend …
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Wife sent a message to her husband: “Don’t forget to buy vegetables on your way back from office, and Priscilla says hi to you!
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HUSBAND: Who is Priscilla? 😕
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WIFE: Nobody, I was just making sure that you read my message!☺
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~~TWIST THE TALE~~
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HUSBAND: But I’m with Priscilla right now, so which Priscilla are you talking about? 🙄
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WIFE: Where are you..? 😠😠
HUSBAND: Near the vegetable market! 😎
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WIFE: Wait I’m coming there right now! 😠
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After 10 minutes she texts her husband “Where are you”?
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HUSBAND: “I’m at office.., and Now that you’re at the market, buy whatever vegetables you need…😉
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The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve,
it was an apple…. with just one “byte” then boom……..
.everything crashed.
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