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Interviewer: I see yr cv u went to University Of South Africa.
Her: Yes, I was visiting my cousin!!

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I love photos because the best thing about them is that they never change even when the people in them change and they remind you of the amazing feelings.

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once you see two fat people talking,
just know they are discusing heavy stuff

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When someone tell you that I will let you know my friend you are the last option

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December vibes be like:👇
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Me:”hello babe how are you?”😊
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Palesa:”eish…I’m fine just that my battery is low,can’t talk now,😒call me back in January neh babe?

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NEVER say all he wanted was sex when all you offered was only sex
Have you ever tried to give him money and he refused it?!

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Just in case you think
your job is boring,
teachers go to school from the age of 5 years until they retire!!!

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The chances of a lady getting a job in
Africa do not depend on her academic
qualifications or working experience……
they depend on size and shape of her
buttocks

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Short people hardly forgives maybe they are still angry with God
for making them look like a Roll on

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Dating A Zulu Girl Is Amazing. I Spoke So Much English In My Previous Relationships. Sometimes I’d Wake Up Thinking I’m A-Reece

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Are you sad?
Is your boyfriend cheating on you?
Is he hurting you?
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Listen and listen carefully,
It’s non of my business Bcuz you refuse to
date me, nonsense!

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The person who lost a black Huawei P20 in Carlton Centre yesterday,
please bring its charger and headphones.

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Just heard my ex was hit by a truck.
Oh lord I 🙏 pray nothing happens to the truck

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There’s no Special reason for this message, I just wanna steal a single moment out of your busy life
and hope I can make you smile and say:
I Miss you…

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While a man was polishing his new car, his 6 yr old son picked up a stone and scratched lines on the side of the car. In anger, the man took the child’s hand and hit it many times; not realizing he was using a wrench. At the hospital, the child lost all his fingers due to multiple fractures. When the child saw his father…..with painful eyes he asked, ‘Dad when will my fingers grow back?’ The man was so hurt and speechless; he went back to his car and kicked it a lot of times. Devastated by his own actions…….sitting in front of that car he looked at the scratches; the child had written ‘LOVE YOU DAD’.The next day that man committed suicide. . .Anger and Love have no limits; choose the latter to have a beautiful, lovely life….. Things are to be used and people are to be loved. But the problem in today’s world is that, People are used and things are loved…. In this year, let’s be careful to keep this thought in mind: Things are to be used, but People are to be loved. Watch your thoughts; they become words. Watch your words; they become actions. Watch your actions; they become habits. Watch your habits they become character;Watch your character; it becomes your destiny. I’m glad a friend forwarded this to me as a reminder. God bless you. If you don’t pass this on nothing bad will happen; if you do, you might change someones life. Do u know the relationship between your two eyes? They blink together, move together, cry together, see things together & sleep together. Even though they never see each other. Friendship should be just like that.

Does this make sense? If it does pliz Share with yo friends.

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Nothing can Stop God’s plan

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